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Life is so Simple:
Whn NASA began launch of astronauts in space,
they found out that d pen wuldn't work
at zero gravity(ink won't flow dwn 2
writing surface). It tuk dem 1 decade
& $12 million 2 solve this problem.
They developed a pen tht worked at 0 gravity,
upside dwn,underwater,on practically any surface
including crystals temperatures ranging
4m below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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And wat did the russians do?
They used a PENCIL...
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Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain,
Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyaar Mila dete hain.
Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain.
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Raat ki tanhai me
jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye,
Chupke se koi
tumhare bed k pass aye
To....
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Arre.......!
chilla zor se!!!!
CHOR... CHOR...
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Bhgwn: Beta kya chahiye?
Admi: Meri shadi Aish se kara do.
Bhgwn: Uski 1 saari 1lac ki hai.
Kharcha utha payega?
Aadmi: koi upay?
Bhgwn:-mallika se shadi kar le.
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God has 4 gift for u:
a key for every problem,
a light for every Shadow,
a plan for every tomorrow
and a joy for every sorrow.
Enjoy
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Saza Se Nhi Gunah Se Darte Hai,
Zehar Pee Ke Dawa Se Darte Hai.
Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Khauff Nahi,
Hum To Doston Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hai.
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Gam ke sagar mein kabhi dub na jana,
raho pe chal ke manzil na pao to tut na jana.
zindgi mein agar dost ki kami mehsoos ho
to hum hain ye bhul na jana.
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Dil me har raaz daba k rakte hain,
Hoton pe muskurahat saja k rakte hain.
Ye duniya sirf khushi me sath deti hai,
Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa k rakte hai.
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Chehre Ki Muskaan Bn Jaata Hai Koi,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Bn Jaata Hai Koi.
Phir Kaise Jiyenge Zindgi Unke Bin,
Jb Zindagi Jeene Ki Wajah Bn Jata Hai Koi.
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Meri ankho me mat dekh tuje apna bna lenge,
Na dil k kareeb aa tuje mohbat sikha denge.
Gehra hai tujse rishta itna
k khwabo me aye to teri neende chura lenge.
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Sath agar aap ho to mehfilo ki kise chah hogi,
sirf hum dono hi chale jis pe esi bhi koi rah hogi.
hum intjar karenge us lamhe ka
jab aapse ab mulakat hogi.
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Aakar tu dekh ja kya mera haal hai
saans chal rahi hai jeena behaal hai.
mere dil me sirf tera hi khyal hai
teri ek nazar ki baat hai meri zindgi ka sawal hai.
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Keeping someone in our heart
is very easy,
bt 2 b in tht someone's heart
is very difficult.
So "RESPECT" d heart
that "CARES" 4 U.
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If a Drop of Water falls on Lake ,
it looses Identity.
If it falls on Lotus,
it Shines.
If on a Shell,
it becomes a Pearl .
The Drop is same
but Company Matters!
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Never tell your problems to anyone
except the one who genuenly loves u,
bcoz 20% ppl don't care
and other 79% ppl r glad
that u have problems.
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U r receiving this msg 4m Smiles & Co.
We r just chekng
if all good people r happy & smiling.
Hey thats such a cute smile u hav!
Keep Smiling.!
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Sitaron ki bheed se churaya hai aapko,
dil se dost banaya hai apko.
is dil ko kabhi tootne mat dena
kyonki issi dil me humne basaya hai aapko.
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Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya,
jakhm dil ka logo se chupaya na gaya,
judai k baad bi itna pyar karta hai dil use,
k judai ka ilzam bi us pr lagaya na gya.
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Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhayan se padhiyega:-
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..
kyunki ab wo dekhne me
itni khas nahi hai
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Es dil me tanhaai thi,
raat k andhere me bhi uski purchaai thi,
hum toh maangte rahe unhe hur dua me,
shayad humare hi haathon ki lakiro me judaai thi.
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Hazaron ki ginti to nahi aati,
Par khayal kuch aisa hai.
Ke ret ka har zarra agar nayaab heera ban jaaye
to hum aapko tohfe mein registaan de denge.
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Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak
Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak.
Par Hamari Dosti
Pehli Mulakat se aakhri SaanS tak.
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Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya,
Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya.
Kya hua hum huye jo udaas,
Unhone to apna dil behla kr dekh liya.
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Zindagi kbhi Apko Hsati hogi,
Kabhi Apko rulati hogi.
Yaad krta hai koi Apko har pal,
Is Rftar bhari Zindagi me,
Ek Hichki to Apko roj ati hogi.
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Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Good night.
Sweet dreams!.
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Raat Ko Raat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete,
Dil Ko Jazbat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete.
Hum To Tumhe Chand Bhi De Dete,
Magar Chand Ko Chand Ka Tofha Nahi Dete.
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If u doubt our friendship,
take a COIN and put TOSS.
If it is HEAD then
You are my friend.
If it is TAIL then
I am your friend.
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What's d simmilarty between
marriage and 11:59
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Simple hai.
Dono ke baad
12 hi bajte hain...!
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Hum Tadapte hain unki Yaad mein,
DiL rota hai unki Fariyad mein,
Ae Khuda dikha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahin Dum na nikal jaye unke INTEZAR mein.
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Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
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Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
log milte hai pyar ki aas me.
hum roz milte nahi apse magar
kuch waqt zaroor bitate hai apki yaad me.
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As v look back in our life,
v remember tears v cried,
jokes v laughed at,
things v lost & missd by,
bt there is 1 thng v never regret,
its the day we became friends.
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Jo dil me hai aankho k hawale nahi karna,
Khud ko kabhi khwabo k hawale nahi karna.
Is umar me khush fehmiya achi nahi hoti,
Is umar ko wado k hawale nahi karna
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Dosti itni karo ki usme koi nafrat na ho
Bharosa itna karo kiusme koi shaq na ho.
Intezar itna karo ki usme koi waqt na ho
Pyar itna karo ki usme koi had na ho.
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Sham suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,
shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai.
Girne wale ko hoti to hai takleef,
par thokar hi insan ko chalna sikhati hai.
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Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar
woh humse wafa ki baat karte hain.
yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro,
woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi
hum unhi se mohabbat karte hain.
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Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he's simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
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Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Coma se jage mareez
ko permanent sula diya... :-)
Ha Ha Ha
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Life ends wen u stop dreaming,
Hope is lost wen u stop believing.
And Love fails wen u stop caring.
So dream,believe and care.
Life is beautiful
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Log aate hain log jate hain,
Pyar dete hai pyar le jate hai.
Kabhi akele baithkar sochna,
Jo sabse zyada pyar karte hai,
Wohi sabse zyada dard de jate hai.
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Yu hi nai tadapta dil kisi ka,
Kuch to arman dil me sulgate hoge.
Jab lagti hi hawa kisi ki yaadon ki
to dil se bi khoon k aansu niklte hoge.
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Woh kehte hai majboor hu main,
na chahte hue tumse dur hu main.
Chura li jinhone meri dhadkane,
phir bhi kehte hai bekasur hu main.
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Bhola sa chehra yaad rahega,
pyar bhara dil yaad rahega.
Yeh galat hai ki hum aapko bhul jayenge,
aap to kya apke sath guzra hua hr pal yaad rahega.
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Koi hamein aashiq kahega
koi hamein deewana kahega,
par in aankhon mein aansu tab aayenge,
jab aap jaisa koi dost hamein begana kahega.
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Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum!
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum!
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se
na wo keh sake na hum!
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Avaz sun lete agar is dil k rone ki,
Jarurat na pdti.
hame u palke bhigone ki,
Vo the hi kaha hmare jo gair hue,
Hote hum unke to
koshish na karte vo dur hone ki
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Dosti unse karo jo nibhana jante ho.
Nafrat unse karo jo bhulana jante ho.
Gussa unse karo jo manana jante ho.
Aur pyar unse karo jo pyar lutana jante ho.
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Chand ki chandni shayad madhyam pad jaye,
phulon ki khushbu shayad phiki pad jaye.
Par hamari dosti mehekti rahe,
shayad zindagi ke lamhe kam pad jaye.
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I woke up today "Smiling"
as I remembered I have a frend like u
& I hope many years from now
I wud still wakeup
smiling 4 d same gud old reason.
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When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue
The lovely stars r hinting at u.
Your heart-beat tells u something true
That some1 somewhere is
missin u.
