SMS 1-50

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Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe.
pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai
aaj khud krke hum b hosh kho baithe

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Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho.
pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaabu
phir kyun humari mohabbat ka imtehan lete ho.

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Dil unke liye he machalta hai
thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.

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Mohabbat or mout dono hi
bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta.
lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai
ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.

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Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.
Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen
jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga.

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Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.

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Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate hain
agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
k ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate hain.

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Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

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Hum to pyaar k saudagar hain

sauda sacha karte hai

par jab aap jaise dost ho khariddaar

to hum muft me bhi bik jaya karte hain.

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Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi

meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.

koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do

maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

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Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye

tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.

Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum

ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips

Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking

at ur window to say u Good morning

Have nice day.

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Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti

apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use

yaha se le jane aya hun

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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai

har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.

aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara

ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

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Is dil ka ik arman hai

ik chand me hmari jaan hai.

Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai

Par milna kahan aasan hai.

Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain

aur Vo ik aasman hai

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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti

lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.

Mile jo pyar to kadar karna

kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye

saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.

pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye

baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.

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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

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Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

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Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

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Hating hundred right persons
may not even touch your heart,
but loving one Wrong person
will leave you a brokn heart
throughout ur life !!!

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Shararat na hoti
Shikayat na hoti

Nainon me kisi ke
Nazakat na hoti

Na hoti bekarari
Na hote hum tanha

Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye mohabat na hoti

Na hote ye sapne
Ye khwabon ki duniya

Kisi ko chahat ki
Tamanna na hoti

Na julfo ki chaya
Na phulon ki khushbu

Yadon me unki
Ye rate na kat ti

Jo na hoti mohabat
Ye ansu na hote

Dil bhi na khota
Aj tanha na rota

Diwanon si apni
Ye halat na hoti

Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti.

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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye
aur na soya jaye.

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Pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liy tum mere ho jao,
Par pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho
ki Har pal tum hi tum yaad aao..!

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Argument wins the situation
bt loses the person.
So never argue with ur loved ones
coz situation is not important
than ur loved ones.

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Aansu pite hain pyas bujane k liye,
aag humne hi lagai thi khud ko jlane k liye.
Is janam me to mumkin nahi,
aur janam lagenge aapko bhulane k liye.

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Hamari Zindgi hai dosto ki Amaant
Rakhna mere Khuda sada unko salamat.
Dena unhe khushian sare jahan ki
Ban jaye woh Taarif har ek Zubaan ki.

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Jagaya unhone aisa ki aajtak so na sake
rulaya unhone aisa ki sabke samne ro bhi na sake.
jane kya baat thi unme
jabse mana unhe apna
tab se kisi ke ho na sake.

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Baatein karke rula na dijiyega
U chup rehke saja na dijiyega.
Na de sake khushi to gam he shi
Per dost bna ke u,bhula na dijiyega.

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Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

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Q-what's the definition of women?
Ans- someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !!

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Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos

it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

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Uski baaton ko baar-2 yaad kar k roye,
Uske liye dar pe fariyad kar k roye.
Uski khushi k liye use chhod diya,
phir use kisi or k sath aabaad kar k roye.

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Kya pta tha koi hume bhi
saanson ki tarah chahta hoga,
Khabar na thi koi humari bhi
raahon mein palken bichhata hoga,
Sada maangte rahe dua
hum gairon ki khatir,
Na tha socha koi humare liye bhi
haath failaata hoga.

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I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....

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"100"

Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

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 Kabar k sannate me se ek awaz aayi
Kisi ne phool rakhkar aansu ki do bund bahai.
Jabtak tha jinda tabtak thokar khai
Ab so raha hu to usko meri yaad aayi.

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New addition to the periodic table

Part II:

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

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Kaash yeh dil sheeshay ka  bana hota
chot lagti to beshaq yeh  fanah hota.
Par sunte jab woh aawaz iske tootney ki
ya khuda tab to unhe ehsaas-e-gunah hota!

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What is fear..?
'Fear' is..that deep,
wrenching feeling
in your stomach
when pages of ur book
still smell new
and exams are
1 week away!;-)

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A lifetime thought:
Always try ur best
2 get whatever u love..

Otherwise....
u will b forced
2 love whatever u get.

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Being a Friend is not just sharing
a Joke, a conversation,
a cup of Coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing a part of Urself,
the most Honest n True part.

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Thak gaye hm unka Intzar krte krte
roye hazar bar khudse takrar krte krte.
Do lafz unki zuban se na nikle,
aur Tut gaye hm ektarfa pyar krte krte.

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Whisky, Beer and Cigarettes
are a persn's worst enemies...
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Rn't they...? 
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But, the man who runs away from his enemies
Is a Coward.
So Cheers....

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The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.

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Wat is luv ?
Its ven u hide tears
n still care 4 him.
 Its ven he ignores u
n u still luv him.
 Its ven he begins 2 make u cry
n u still Smile 4 him.
Its ven he mistrust u
n u still b sincere 2 him.
And at d end of the hectic day
he cumes 2 u saying I need u..

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Humne to tujhe kabhi gair nahi samjha
tu bhi apna hone ka kuch haq jata de.
yu gawara nahi jeena bin tere mujhe
koi to wajah bata de.
dooba hu jis kadar teri chaht mein tu bhi doobe
aise kuch to haalat bana de.
kuch or nahi to kar itna karam
jahan tu yaad na aaye wo jagah bata de.

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Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar asmaan Ka Sath De,
Chaand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaro Ka Sath De,
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindgi Bhar Sath De
aur Dosti Wo Jo Har Khushi aur Gum Mein Sath De

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Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil luta dete,
hr ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllbus dekh k sochte hain k
1 mahina aur hota to dunia hila dete.

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Do u knw d diffrnce between infatuation n love?
In a race, infatuation starts early,
pushes love aside n hopes to win.
Whereas love patiently n honestly moves ahead.
Infatuation gets tired early
n dies on the way bt love survives
n covers the distance called life!