SMS 101-150

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Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghire
rehna
chahte
hain

to

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Gol gaphe ki rehri laga lo yaar..

simple g.k.

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To
      The frnd
      I miss you,
Kahan Ho,
    i beg to say that,
i am the student of your heart.
i am very lonely.
mera ji nahi lag reha,
so kindly grant me a msg.
Your Loving
'Sucheta'

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u can hide d pain u feel
& make othrs believe
that u can move on,
but u can't deny d truth
dat d 1 who has hurt u
is still d 1 u'll always choose 2 luv.

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Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummid
humne har dum bewfai pai hai.
Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,
humne har chot dil pe khai hai.

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Na moh na maya hai

Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.

Baith k char panne palat lo beta

final paper girlfriend/Boyfriend ne nhi banaya hai.

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Frindship is like a tree.

It demands attention & care in d beginning

but once it blossoms,

it provides u shade

in every situation of life.

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Kyun koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nahi pata

Kyun koi chah kar rishta bana nahi pata.

Kyun leti hai zindagi aisi karwat

Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jata nahi pata.

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Dis is 4 all those who r in last year of college:

Kuch khas hai yeh samey jisko bhul pana mushkil hoga,

yaad rakho dosto jeelo yeh zindagi,

is zindagi ko vapis lana mushkil hoga.

Jo waqt guzara hai is samay mein use yaad karenge,

esa waqt fir mil jaye bhagwan se yeh fariyaad karenge.

Jab mil bethenge kabhi to in lamhon ko hi abaad karenge ,

in beete palon ko yaad karenge, yaad karenge.

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Haste rahein aap hazaro ke beech

haste hain jaise phool baharon ke beech.

Roshan rahe aap duniya mein aise

jaise gagan hai chand sitaron ke beech.

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Pehle Kabhi Ye Yadein Ye Tanhai Na Thi

Kabhi Dil Pe Madhoshi Chayi Na Thi.

Jane Kya Asar Kar Gai 'Uski' Batein

Varna Is Tarah Kabhi Yaad Kisi Ki Aayi Na Thi.

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Jaan bhi dete agar apka ishara hota

par dard apko bhi mera kuch gawara hota.

Kab kaha hai k har pal sath raho mere

pyar ka ek lamha to mere sath gujara hota.

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My 9 commandments:
1.Live 2 relax.
2.Love ur bed,its ur temple.
3.Relax in da day,so dat u can sleep at nite.
4.Work is holy,so dnt touch it.
5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr.
6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done.
7.Dnt worry,nobody died doin nothin,but u cud get hurt at work.
8.If u feel like doin work,sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away.
9.Dnt 4gt dat workin is healthy! So leave it 4 d sick ppl.

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SHOLAY REMAKE
Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Basanti: So now u gonna tell me
what to do and what not to do.
Urself using abuse language,
wearing out of fashion clothes
and so smelly too.
Not doing anything
just clinging to old rusty chains
who r u to order me.
Gabbar PLAY THE DJ.

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Kabi na shikayat ki baat labon pe layenge.
kaha hai dost to dosti nibhayenge,
kabi hamari burai hmare samne karna
kasam khuda ki apki haan me haan milayege.

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A Relation is like a ring,

always holding ur finger.

but as u get careless,

it slips out of ur hand.

So dont ever let ur relation

slip out of ur life.

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Fact of Life :-

If a girl cries,

there may be thousand  reasons.

But if a boy cries,

there is only one reason:

"GIRL"

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Pyar me mitha dard mila ye bahut hai

sapno ko nayi disha mili vo bahut hai.

pyar pura hua ya adhura baat ye nahi

pyar karne ka mauka mila vo hi bahut hai.

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KHUDA hamari tarha AAPKO tanhayi na de

hum jee lenge tanha magar AAPKI judai na de.

hamari nigaho mein basi rahe AAPKI surat

AAPKO bhale hi hum dekhayi na de.

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Nasib par zindagi kheli jati hai

Hatho ki Lakiro pe Takdir Payi Jati hai.

khush kismat hote hai wo log jinke dilo me

Aap jaise dost ki Tasvir payi jati hai.

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A good frnd is 1 who comes to visit u

in d hospital wit flowers

n true frnd is 1 who sits next 2 u n say

"kamine kya solid nurse aayi hai tere room mein".

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Kya Aapko

" HAPPY " ki fullform pata hai?

H : HUM

A : APKO

P : PAL

P : PAL

Y : YAAD KARTE HAIN.

Aap bhi hame kabhi kabhi

" H A P P Y " kar liya karo.

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This one's awesome!

How would an angrez tell an Indian naukar

who cant undrstnd eng to open d door?

Speak it fastly

" There was a cold day!"

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Dosti mujhse aisi nibhana ki

dekhne wala dang reh jaye

khuda bhi aa ke tumse puche

kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jaye.

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Sohne yaar di ki taarif kara.

Sohne yaar ne tan sharm  layi hoyi a.

Asi sms te sms bhejia

us ne sms pack vali scheme hi

deactivate karayi hoyi aa.

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Dushmani Dusman se

Pyar Pasand se

Khushi Har1 se

Rishty Apno se

Mohbat Mehboob se

Ishq Ashiq se

Magar Dosti Dil se

Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.

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Tanha rehna to seekh liya hamne

Par khush na kabi reh payenge.

Teri doori to phir seh leta hai ye dil

Par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge.

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TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDGI ME

KE HUM YE ZAMANA HI BHUL GAYE.

TUMHE YAD AAYE NA AAYE HAMARI KABHI

PAR HUM TO TUMHE BHULANA HI BHUL GAYE

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Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota

mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.

Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,

mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.

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Kyun nazrein churae baithe ho

Kyun dil ko dabaye baithe ho.

Arey hum itne bhi bure nahi

Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.

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Tum Bin Jeena To Kya-Jeene Ka   khayal Bhi Nahi

Tum Bin Jee Le Ye Apna Haal Bhi Nhi.

Tum Hame Bhool Jao Ho Skta Hai

Hum Tumhe Bhool Jaye-Iska To Swal Hi Nhi.

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DOSTI ajkal sirf sms ka khel hai

agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.

baate bahut badi karte hai ye dost

par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai ye dost.

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Eyes are not meant 4 tears

and heart is not meant 4 fear,

never get upset but always cheer

bcoz you are the one

who can make people smile for years.

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Smooth roads never make good drivers

Smooth sea never makes good sailors

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.

Have a tough, but winning day ahead.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.

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If SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,

I wud SiT nExT 2 u,

PuLL U aLL CloSe 2 Me,

PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U

n sAy pRoUdLy,

DiS Is humanity..

Lovin

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ANIMALS

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Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,

tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE

KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR

SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".

Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja

aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor

seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE

VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".

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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

rote-rote naina thak jayenge.

Pyar karna hamesha padosi se

roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.

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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,

vo shaam hi kya jisme koi jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme humara naam na ho..

========(138)=========

Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho

MISS CALL ki tarah.

Mere ghar aajao

RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.

Fursat na mile aajao

SMS ki tarah

Tum kho na jana

NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.

aur rooth na jana

SWITCH OFF ki tarah.

Tum par yakien hai

FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.

Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe

*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah.

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Aaj ke friends I tell U,

Kitne busy what 2 do.

Koi mujhe bole I Miss U,

Koi mujhe bole no time 4U.

Kash koi mujhse kahe;

Oh my Dost I m free just 4 u.

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Mujhe apse poochna hai

k kya ap ko pata hai

k ap ko kya pata hai

aur kya nahin pata.

Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai

k jo ap ko pata hai

wo mujhe nahin pata

aur jo mujhe pata hai

vo ap ko bhi pata hai.

Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai

k jo nahin pata vo pata karo

aur jo auron ko nahin pata

unhein pata karvao.

Chalo ab chodo.

Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe

to kya pata apna hi pata na bhool jaein.

Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe bhejo

aur fir pata lagega

k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin hai.

Unhe yeh pata na chale

k apko pata kisne bheja.

Asal mein ab to mujhe bhi nahin pata

k mera pata use kaise pata chala.

Sorry yaar mujhe nahin pata tha

k tum pata nahin karna chahte.

Vaise agar tumhein pata chal jae

to mujhe pata jaror dena.

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Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi.

Chamakte rahenge khushiyo ke ye sitare

Agar Apke msges ki meherbani rahegi.

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I pray FOR YOU

a life that YOU truly deserve,

a life as good as YOUR heart,

a life as bright as YOUR smile,

& a life as wonderful as YOU.!

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Mohabbat main asar hoga

to ek din tum ko paa lenge.

Kisi surat se hum

bigrri hui Kismat banalenge. 
Sitaron main Phoolon main

Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge

Kahan tak hai mohabbat main haqeeqat

aazma lenge.
  Zamaane ko dikha denge

ke do DIL kaise milte hain

Is duniya main hum tum

doosri duniya basa lenge.

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Kahi andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Meri har khushi tere naam hogi.

Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse

Bijli,Paani ke bill aur Karz

mein dubi property tere naam hogi.

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PAGALO ki

3 NISHANIYA:

1.Hamesha

bewaqt

misscall karenge

2. SMS

muskura k

padenge

3.niche mat padna

Jo baat mna karo Bewkoof wo zarur karenge.

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D biggest Enemy of Success

is d FEAR of FAILURE.

So wen FEAR knocks,

send FAITH to open d door!

Let d Success be yours !

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Fall in River,

there is alwayz a Boat.

Fall in well,

there is alwayz a Rope.

But dnt ever fall in Love,

there is no Hope....

Cheers to all SINGLES!

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Phool hote to teri rahon me bichh jate

gum hote to tujhe kabhi na satate.

Ye aur baat hai ki tere dost hain hum

na hote to bhi tuj he pe jaan lutate.

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Humne jb b kisi se kiya pyar

to ye anjam nikla,

kisi ne kiya inkar

to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla...

wah wah wah

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Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli

kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.

Unse kya kahein woh to sache the

shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.