SMS 351-400

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Life is so Simple:

Whn NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wuldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow dwn 2

writing surface). It tuk dem 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen tht worked at 0 gravity,

upside dwn,underwater,on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

4m below freezing to above 300'celsius.

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And wat did the russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

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Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain,

Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyaar Mila dete hain.

Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka,

Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain.

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Raat ki tanhai me

jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye,

Chupke se koi

tumhare bed k pass aye

To....

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Arre.......!

chilla zor se!!!!

CHOR... CHOR...

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Bhgwn: Beta kya chahiye?

Admi: Meri shadi Aish se kara do.

Bhgwn: Uski 1 saari 1lac ki hai.

Kharcha utha payega?

Aadmi: koi upay?

Bhgwn:-mallika se shadi kar le.

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God has 4 gift for u:

a key for every problem,

a light for every Shadow,

a plan for every tomorrow

and a joy for every sorrow.

Enjoy

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Saza Se Nhi Gunah Se Darte Hai,

Zehar Pee Ke Dawa Se Darte Hai.

Dushmano Ke Sitam Ka Khauff Nahi,

Hum To Doston Ke Khafa Hone Se Darte Hai.

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Gam ke sagar mein kabhi dub na jana,

raho pe chal ke manzil na pao to tut na jana.

zindgi mein agar dost ki kami mehsoos ho

to hum hain ye bhul na jana.

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Dil me har raaz daba k rakte hain,

Hoton pe muskurahat saja k rakte hain.

Ye duniya sirf khushi me sath deti hai,

Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa k rakte hai.

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Chehre Ki Muskaan Bn Jaata Hai Koi,

Dil Ki Dhadkan Bn Jaata Hai Koi.

Phir Kaise Jiyenge Zindgi Unke Bin,

Jb Zindagi Jeene Ki Wajah Bn Jata Hai Koi.

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Meri ankho me mat dekh tuje apna bna lenge,

Na dil k kareeb aa tuje mohbat sikha denge.

Gehra hai tujse rishta itna

k khwabo me aye to teri neende chura lenge.

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Sath agar aap ho to mehfilo ki kise chah hogi,

sirf hum dono hi chale jis pe esi bhi koi rah hogi.

hum intjar karenge us lamhe ka

jab aapse ab mulakat hogi.

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Aakar tu dekh ja kya mera haal hai

saans chal rahi hai jeena behaal hai.

mere dil me sirf tera hi khyal hai

teri ek nazar ki baat hai meri zindgi ka sawal hai.

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Keeping someone in our heart

is very easy,

bt 2 b in tht someone's heart

is very difficult.

So "RESPECT" d heart

that "CARES" 4 U.

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If a Drop of Water falls on Lake ,

it looses Identity.

If it falls on Lotus,

it Shines.

If on a Shell,

it becomes a Pearl .

The Drop is same

but Company Matters!

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Never tell your problems to anyone

except the one who genuenly loves u,

bcoz 20% ppl don't care

and other 79% ppl r glad

that u have problems.

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U r receiving this msg 4m Smiles & Co.

We r just chekng

if all good people r happy & smiling.

Hey thats such a cute smile u hav!

Keep Smiling.!

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Sitaron ki bheed se churaya hai aapko,

dil se dost banaya hai apko.

is dil ko kabhi tootne mat dena

kyonki issi dil me humne  basaya hai aapko.

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Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya,

jakhm dil ka logo se chupaya na gaya,

judai k baad bi itna pyar karta hai dil use,

k judai ka ilzam bi us pr lagaya na gya.

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Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhayan se padhiyega:-

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..

kyunki ab wo dekhne me

itni khas nahi hai

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Es dil me tanhaai thi,

raat k andhere me bhi uski purchaai thi,

hum toh maangte rahe unhe hur dua me,

shayad humare hi haathon ki lakiro me judaai thi.

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Hazaron ki ginti to nahi aati,

Par khayal kuch aisa hai.

Ke ret ka har zarra agar nayaab heera ban jaaye

to hum aapko tohfe mein registaan de denge.

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Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak

Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak.

Par Hamari Dosti

Pehli Mulakat se aakhri SaanS tak.

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Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya,

Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya.

Kya hua hum huye jo udaas,

Unhone to apna dil behla kr dekh liya.

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Zindagi kbhi Apko Hsati hogi,

Kabhi Apko rulati hogi.

Yaad krta hai koi Apko har pal,

Is Rftar bhari Zindagi me,

Ek Hichki to Apko roj ati hogi.

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Night is Silent,

Night is Beautiful,

Night is Calm,

Night is Quiet..

But

Night is not complete

Without Wishing U

Good night.

Sweet dreams!.

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Raat Ko Raat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete,

Dil Ko Jazbat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete.

Hum To Tumhe Chand Bhi  De Dete,

Magar Chand Ko Chand Ka Tofha Nahi Dete.

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If u doubt our friendship,

take a COIN and put TOSS.

If it is HEAD then

You are my friend.

If it is TAIL then

I am your friend.

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What's d simmilarty between

marriage and 11:59

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Simple hai.

Dono ke baad

12 hi bajte hain...!

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Hum Tadapte hain unki Yaad mein,

DiL rota hai unki Fariyad mein,

Ae Khuda dikha de ek baar Surat unki,

Kahin Dum na nikal jaye unke INTEZAR mein.

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Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,

koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.

Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri

Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.

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Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,

log milte hai pyar ki aas me.

hum roz milte nahi apse magar

kuch waqt zaroor bitate hai apki yaad me.

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As v look back in our life,

v remember tears v cried,

jokes v laughed at,

things v lost & missd by,

bt there is 1 thng v never regret,

its the day we became friends.

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Jo dil me hai aankho k hawale nahi karna,

Khud ko kabhi khwabo k hawale nahi karna.

Is umar me khush fehmiya achi nahi hoti,

Is umar ko wado k hawale nahi karna

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Dosti itni karo ki usme koi nafrat na ho

Bharosa itna karo kiusme koi shaq na ho.

Intezar itna karo ki usme koi waqt na ho

Pyar itna karo ki usme koi had na ho.

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Sham suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,

shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai.

Girne wale ko hoti to hai takleef,

par thokar hi insan ko chalna sikhati hai.

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Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar

woh humse wafa ki baat karte hain.

yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro,

woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi

hum unhi se mohabbat karte hain.

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Famous saying-

"Any man who can drive safely

while kissing a pretty girl,

he's simply not giving kiss

the attention it deserves!"

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Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,

Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..

Coma se jage mareez

ko permanent sula diya... :-)

Ha Ha Ha

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Life ends wen u stop dreaming,

Hope is lost wen u stop believing.

And Love fails wen u stop caring.

So dream,believe and care.

Life is beautiful

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Log aate hain log jate hain,

Pyar dete hai pyar le jate hai.

Kabhi akele baithkar sochna,

Jo sabse zyada pyar karte hai,

Wohi sabse zyada dard de jate hai.

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Yu hi nai tadapta dil kisi ka,

Kuch to arman dil me sulgate hoge.

Jab lagti hi hawa kisi ki yaadon ki

to dil se bi khoon k aansu niklte hoge.

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Woh kehte hai majboor hu main,

na chahte hue tumse dur hu main.

Chura li jinhone meri dhadkane,

phir bhi kehte hai bekasur hu main.

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Bhola sa chehra yaad rahega,

pyar bhara dil yaad rahega.

Yeh galat hai ki hum aapko bhul jayenge,

aap to kya apke sath guzra hua hr pal yaad rahega.

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Koi hamein aashiq kahega

koi hamein deewana kahega,

par in aankhon mein aansu tab aayenge,

jab aap jaisa koi dost hamein begana kahega.

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Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum!

Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum!

Jeet lete aasma  ek din lekin

palko ki khamoshi ko honton se

na wo keh sake na hum!

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Avaz sun lete agar is dil k rone ki,

Jarurat na pdti.

hame u palke bhigone ki,

Vo the hi kaha hmare jo gair hue,

Hote hum unke to

koshish na karte vo dur hone ki

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Dosti unse karo jo nibhana jante ho.

Nafrat unse karo jo bhulana jante ho.

Gussa unse karo jo manana jante ho.

Aur pyar unse karo jo pyar lutana jante ho.

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Chand ki chandni shayad madhyam pad jaye,

phulon ki khushbu shayad phiki pad jaye.

Par hamari dosti mehekti rahe,

shayad zindagi ke lamhe kam pad jaye.

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I woke up today "Smiling"

as I remembered I have a frend like u

& I hope many years from now

I wud still wakeup

smiling 4 d same gud old reason.

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When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue

The lovely stars r hinting at u.

Your heart-beat tells u something true

That some1 somewhere is missin u.

SMS 301-350

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Na koi kissi se door hota hai,

Na koi kissi ke kareeb hota hai.

Pyaar khud chalkar aata hai,

Jab koi kissi ka naseeb hota hai.

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Yu mili jo nigahen dosti ittefaq ho gayi,

Raah mein chalte2 tumse mulaqat ho gayi.

Jab se basaya hai tumhe nigahon me,

Pata na chala kab din kab raat ho gayi.

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Love has nothing to do

with wht you r expecting to get.

Its wht u r expected to give,

which is everything.

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Roobaru na sahi,

Aankhein band karke tera deedar karenge,

Teri har baat ka hum aitbaar karenge.

Tujhe aane ko nhi kahenge hum

Lekin ta-umar tera intezar karenge.

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Its not your mistake

if u can't read d eyes which cheats u.

But Its realy ur mistake

if u can't read d eyes which loves u.

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Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap,

wo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap.

Hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen hai

jab hamein yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap.

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Har sagar ke do kinare hote hain,

Kuch log jaan se bhi pyaare hote hain.

Ye zaroori nahi har koi paas ho,

Kyonki zindagi me yadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.

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Bedard kuchh Dost ho gaye hain Humare,

Jo Humara intezar nahin karte.

Kbhi Humein Hzaaron message kiya karte the,

Ab to Yaad bhi nahi karte.

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Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai,

har lamha unki kami si hoti hai.

Chahate hai unko iskadar hum,

zarasi kharoch unko lage to takleef Hume hoti hai.

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Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai,

par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai.

Har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar,

jisko karte hain usme hamari jaan hoti hai.

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Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan,

Hum kaise unka dard byan karange.

Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai,

Ke auron se ab mohabat kya karenge.

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Phulo pe laga pehra acha nahi lagta,

rang ishk ka na ho gehra to acha nahi lagta.

Muskurate raha karo sada e dost,

tumhara udas chehra acha nahi lagta.

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Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain

Par koi humara nhi hota.

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Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lgana,

agar koi gam ho to hme jroor btana.

Tumare liye hamare pas waqt hi waqt hai

jab dil bhar aye to chale aana.

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''CELLO''

The pen of India

''LUX''

The soap of India

''AMUL''

The taste of India

''YOU''

The lovely person of India .

SENDER

Star of India ...

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Kaash hum b kisi ankh k noor hote,

kisi k dil ka suroor hote.

Agar banane wale ne hame b khubsurat banaya hota,

To hum b kisi na kisi k katil zaroor hote.

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Sharaabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai,

Aashiq ilzaam shabaab ko deta hai.

Koi nhi krta qabool apni bhool,

kaanta bhi ilzaam gulaab ko deta hai.

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Yaad ko keh do ki woh yaad na aaye,

Dil me chippe dard ka paigam na laye.

Jis mohabbat ko apni hi najar lag jati ho,

Us mohabbat ka koi salaam na laye.

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Kuch lafz bina kahe alfaaz hote hain,

kch log is kadar khaas hote hain.

Door ho jae chahe nigaho se,

lekin fir bhi dil k behad paas hote hain.

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Khwab agr TUMsa ho to ye khwab na tute.

DOST agr TUMsa ho to ye saath na chhute.

Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey,

dekho Dil se Dil K taar na tute.

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Life is touch & go.

Some people will be there

only for sometime,

some will go away,

but ppl who find u special,

will always find ways to stay.

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Some can give u Crying & tears.

Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.

But only rare can give u

Laughing tears & Crying smiles.

Those r simply called Friends.

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Friends are like a page in a book of life,

Every page with a different subject.

But best friends r d index page

covering every subject.

Thx 4 being index page of my life.

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Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahe the,

Chand se apki baat kar rahe the.

Dil ko bada sakoon mila jaan kar,

ki aap bhi humhe YAAD kar rahe the.

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Logo ki nigaho se dard chupana padta hai,

Hume to gam me bhi muskurana padta hai.

Hum bhi kabhi dost hua karte the unke,

ye bhi ab unhe yaad dilana padta hai.

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U May Be Busy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's

Is Waiting 4Ur SMS

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Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya ,

jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya .

Maine dil se pucha yeh tumhe kya ho gaya,

has kar dil ne kaha mujhe pyar ho gaya .

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Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,

is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.

Is dil se jo mar kar b juda na ho sake

wo sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.

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If things r happening

according to ur wish,

u r lucky!

But if they r not,

u r very lucky,

Bcoz they r hapning

according to God's wish!

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2 pyaj,

3 lahsun,

5 gm jeera,

3 kali mirch,

2 spoon namak,

4 spoon oil,

1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

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Tumhe ullu!

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Kabhi hasata hai pal,

kabhi rulata hai pal,

har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pal,

chaho ya na chaho,

par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pal.

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Pyase ko 1 ktra pani kaafi hai,

ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kaafi hai.

Dubne ko smundr mein jaye kahan,

unki palkon se tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

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Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms,

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying,

but d network is jammed.

Bcos,Believing is most important

in  friendship.

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Itne begane ho gaye hum

ki kabhi fursat mein bhi hamari yaad na aayi.

hum to intezaar karte rahe aapke sms ka.

lekin aapki to koi missed call bhi na aayi.

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Eyes are good friends,

See together,weep together,

Close together.

But when a girl comes,

1 eye starts blinking.

Moral- A girl breaks good friendship.

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Teri awaz tere roop ki pehchan hai,

tere dil ki dhadkan mere dil ki jaan hai.

Na sunu jis roz teri batein,

lagta hai us roz ye jism hi bezaan hai.

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Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti,

lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.

Mile jo dosti to kadar karna,

kismat har kisi par meharban nahi hoti.

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Q: What's d difference between

a good lawyer & a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows d law.

A great lawyer knows d judge.

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Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayenge,

dur rehkar bhi band ankhon me nazar ayenge.

Hum koi waqt nahi hain jo beet jayenge,

jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge.

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Dhema-2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai,

dukhte ji ko aur dukhana hmko acha lgta hai.

din-2 bhar avara firna,ek hmari adt hai,

rat gye ghar laut k ana hmko acha lgta hai.

Chup -2 rehna aahe bharna,kuch na kehna logo se,

tanha-2 ashk bhana humko acha lagta hai.

gulo ko takte rehna,batein karna khushbu ki,

ye aalam apni zindagi ka hmko acha lagta hai.

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Success is like ur own shadow..

If u try to catch it,

u will never succeed.

Ignore it and walk in ur own way

and It will follow u !

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Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin,

Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin.

Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,

Aakhon mein tasveer apki adhoori to nahin.

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Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,

phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,

Jyada mat soiye janab

kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.

Good morning.

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Sabhi ko Sabh Kuch Nahi Milta,

Nadi ki har Lehar ko Sahil Nahi Milta.

Yeh Dil Walon ki Dunia hai Dost,

Kisi se Dil Nahi Milta to Koi Dil se Nahi Milta.

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There r times I find my hands full of frenz.

I wnt 2 hold dem hard

as I fear losing them.

I laugh whn I realise

tht they r d ones holding me..

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God will be above U to bless U,

below U to support U,

before U to guide U,

behind U to protect U,

beside U to comfort U,

and inside U to sustain U.

Stay blessed.

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Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,

samjho ki tum unhe pyaar karte ho.

Aur jo gum me yaad aye,

jaan lo ki woh tumhe pyaar karte hai.

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Before you

judge a person,

walk a mile in

his shoes.

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who cares?

He's a mile away

& the shoes are yours.

Enjoy d new pair of shoes.

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When u wake up in d morning,

u have 2 choices-

go back to sleep and dream

OR wake up and chase those Dreams!!

Choice is urs...

Gud mrng. . .

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Zindagi mein har dam haste raho,

Hasna zindagi ki zarurat hai.

Zindagi ko is andaz mein jiyo

ki aapko dekh kar log kahe

"Zindagi Kitni KHOOBSURAT Hai."