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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

SMS 301-350




========(301)=========
Na koi kissi se door hota hai,
Na koi kissi ke kareeb hota hai.
Pyaar khud chalkar aata hai,
Jab koi kissi ka naseeb hota hai.

========(302)=========
Yu mili jo nigahen dosti ittefaq ho gayi,
Raah mein chalte2 tumse mulaqat ho gayi.
Jab se basaya hai tumhe nigahon me,
Pata na chala kab din kab raat ho gayi.

========(303)=========
Love has nothing to do
with wht you r expecting to get.
Its wht u r expected to give,
which is everything.

========(304)=========
Roobaru na sahi,
Aankhein band karke tera deedar karenge,
Teri har baat ka hum aitbaar karenge.
Tujhe aane ko nhi kahenge hum
Lekin ta-umar tera intezar karenge.

========(305)=========
Its not your mistake
if u can't read d eyes which cheats u.
But Its realy ur mistake
if u can't read d eyes which loves u.

========(306)=========
Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap,
wo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap.
Hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen hai
jab hamein yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap.

========(307)=========
Har sagar ke do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyaare hote hain.
Ye zaroori nahi har koi paas ho,
Kyonki zindagi me yadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.

========(308)=========
Bedard kuchh Dost ho gaye hain Humare,
Jo Humara intezar nahin karte.
Kbhi Humein Hzaaron message kiya karte the,
Ab to Yaad bhi nahi karte.

========(309)=========
Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai,
har lamha unki kami si hoti hai.
Chahate hai unko iskadar hum,
zarasi kharoch unko lage to takleef Hume hoti hai.

========(310)=========
Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai,
par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai.
Har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar,
jisko karte hain usme hamari jaan hoti hai.

========(311)=========
Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan,
Hum kaise unka dard byan karange.
Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai,
Ke auron se ab mohabat kya karenge.

========(312)=========
Phulo pe laga pehra acha nahi lagta,
rang ishk ka na ho gehra to acha nahi lagta.
Muskurate raha karo sada e dost,
tumhara udas chehra acha nahi lagta.

========(313)=========
Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nhi hota.

========(314)=========
Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lgana,
agar koi gam ho to hme jroor btana.
Tumare liye hamare pas waqt hi waqt hai
jab dil bhar aye to chale aana.

========(315)=========
''CELLO''
The pen of India

''LUX''
The soap of India

''AMUL''
The taste of India

''YOU''
The lovely person of India .

SENDER
Star of India ...

========(316)=========
Kaash hum b kisi ankh k noor hote,
kisi k dil ka suroor hote.
Agar banane wale ne hame b khubsurat banaya hota,
To hum b kisi na kisi k katil zaroor hote.

========(317)=========
Sharaabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai,
Aashiq ilzaam shabaab ko deta hai.
Koi nhi krta qabool apni bhool,
kaanta bhi ilzaam gulaab ko deta hai.

========(318)=========
Yaad ko keh do ki woh yaad na aaye,
Dil me chippe dard ka paigam na laye.
Jis mohabbat ko apni hi najar lag jati ho,
Us mohabbat ka koi salaam na laye.

========(319)=========
Kuch lafz bina kahe alfaaz hote hain,
kch log is kadar khaas hote hain.
Door ho jae chahe nigaho se,
lekin fir bhi dil k behad paas hote hain.

========(320)=========
Khwab agr TUMsa ho to ye khwab na tute.
DOST agr TUMsa ho to ye saath na chhute.
Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey,
dekho Dil se Dil K taar na tute.

========(321)=========
Life is touch & go.
Some people will be there
only for sometime,
some will go away,
but ppl who find u special,
will always find ways to stay.

========(322)=========
Some can give u Crying & tears.
Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.
But only rare can give u
Laughing tears & Crying smiles.
Those r simply called Friends.

========(323)=========
Friends are like a page in a book of life,
Every page with a different subject.
But best friends r d index page
covering every subject.
Thx 4 being index page of my life.

========(324)=========
Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahe the,
Chand se apki baat kar rahe the.
Dil ko bada sakoon mila jaan kar,
ki aap bhi humhe YAAD kar rahe the.

========(325)=========
Logo ki nigaho se dard chupana padta hai,
Hume to gam me bhi muskurana padta hai.
Hum bhi kabhi dost hua karte the unke,
ye bhi ab unhe yaad dilana padta hai.

========(326)=========
U May Be Busy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's
Is Waiting 4Ur SMS

========(327)=========
Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya ,
jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya .
Maine dil se pucha yeh tumhe kya ho gaya,
has kar dil ne kaha mujhe pyar ho gaya .

========(328)=========
Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.
Is dil se jo mar kar b juda na ho sake
wo sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.

========(329)=========
If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God's wish!

========(330)=========
2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

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Tumhe ullu!

========(331)=========
Kabhi hasata hai pal,
kabhi rulata hai pal,
har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pal,
chaho ya na chaho,
par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pal.

========(332)=========
Pyase ko 1 ktra pani kaafi hai,
ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kaafi hai.
Dubne ko smundr mein jaye kahan,
unki palkon se tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

========(333)=========
Even if ur sms is not coming,
I think U r sendng sms,
but its not delivered.
Even if U r not calling,
I think U r trying,
but d network is jammed.
Bcos,Believing is most important
in  friendship.

========(334)=========
Itne begane ho gaye hum
ki kabhi fursat mein bhi hamari yaad na aayi.
hum to intezaar karte rahe aapke sms ka.
lekin aapki to koi missed call bhi na aayi.

========(335)=========
Eyes are good friends,
See together,weep together,
Close together.
But when a girl comes,
1 eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl breaks good friendship.

========(336)=========
Teri awaz tere roop ki pehchan hai,
tere dil ki dhadkan mere dil ki jaan hai.
Na sunu jis roz teri batein,
lagta hai us roz ye jism hi bezaan hai.

========(337)=========
Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti,
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo dosti to kadar karna,
kismat har kisi par meharban nahi hoti.

========(338)=========
Q: What's d difference between
a good lawyer & a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows d law.
A great lawyer knows d judge.

========(339)=========
Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon me nazar ayenge.
Hum koi waqt nahi hain jo beet jayenge,
jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge.

========(340)=========
Dhema-2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai,
dukhte ji ko aur dukhana hmko acha lgta hai.
din-2 bhar avara firna,ek hmari adt hai,
rat gye ghar laut k ana hmko acha lgta hai.
Chup -2 rehna aahe bharna,kuch na kehna logo se,
tanha-2 ashk bhana humko acha lagta hai.
gulo ko takte rehna,batein karna khushbu ki,
ye aalam apni zindagi ka hmko acha lagta hai.

========(341)=========
Success is like ur own shadow..
If u try to catch it,
u will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in ur own way
and It will follow u !

========(342)=========
Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin,
Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin.
Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,
Aakhon mein tasveer apki adhoori to nahin.

========(343)=========
Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,
Jyada mat soiye janab
kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.
Good morning.

========(344)=========
Sabhi ko Sabh Kuch Nahi Milta,
Nadi ki har Lehar ko Sahil Nahi Milta.
Yeh Dil Walon ki Dunia hai Dost,
Kisi se Dil Nahi Milta to Koi Dil se Nahi Milta.

========(345)=========
There r times I find my hands full of frenz.
I wnt 2 hold dem hard
as I fear losing them.
I laugh whn I realise
tht they r d ones holding me..

========(346)=========
God will be above U to bless U,
below U to support U,
before U to guide U,
behind U to protect U,
beside U to comfort U,
and inside U to sustain U.
Stay blessed.

========(347)=========
Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,
samjho ki tum unhe pyaar karte ho.
Aur jo gum me yaad aye,
jaan lo ki woh tumhe pyaar karte hai.

========(348)=========
Before you
judge a person,
walk a mile in
his shoes.
After that,
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who cares?
He's a mile away
& the shoes are yours.
Enjoy d new pair of shoes.

========(349)=========
When u wake up in d morning,
u have 2 choices-
go back to sleep and dream
OR wake up and chase those Dreams!!
Choice is urs...
Gud mrng. . .

========(350)=========
Zindagi mein har dam haste raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarurat hai.
Zindagi ko is andaz mein jiyo
ki aapko dekh kar log kahe

"Zindagi Kitni KHOOBSURAT Hai."


Monday, October 6, 2014

SMS 251-300



========(251)=========
New rules of life for 2007:-
1) Haste Rehneka
2) Tension nai leneka
3) B positive,eat positive,sleep positive
4) Mast rehneka
5) Boyfrnd/girlfrnd k sath
Njoy karneka,film dekhneka,romance karneka
6) Ladke/ladki ko propose karneka.
maan gaya to good, nai to next ladka/ladki
7) Har problm ko solve karneka.
no crying
8) Frends k sath
lifetime frindship account kholneka
9) Jisko tum pasand karte ho
use 'I LOVE U' kahneka.
wait nahi karna
10) MUJKO YAAD RAKHNEKA
aur SMS karte rehneka

========(252)=========
Mere dil par uska hi asar rehta hai,
meri baaton mein uska hi jikar rehta hai,
pata nahi kis janam ka rishta tha hamara,
jo is dil ko uska hi fikar rehta hai.

========(253)=========
Three possible reasons when a Man
opens car door for wife:-
1. The CAR is NEW...!!
2. The WIFE is NEW...!!
3. She is NOT his WIFE...!!

========(254)=========
Aapne kasam khai thi dosti ko nibhane ki,
fir kyun krte ho batein hme satane ki.
Hum apse isliye lardte he sab k samne,
kyunki nazar lag jati hai rishton ko zamaane ki

========(255)=========
Hum $m$ nahi karte hai to tumhe lagta hai
ki hume aadat hai paise bachane ki.
Par tum nadan kya jaano ye bhi Ek ada hai
tum ko apni kami ka ehsaas dilane ki.

========(256)=========
Why are Doctor's prescriptions
impossible 2 read?
Bcoz they all have an exclusive message
only 4 the chemist:
Maine patient ko loot liya,
ab teri bari .

========(257)=========
Why We Make Friends...
'Coz They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur Eyes.
'Coz U Can Say Something Stupid
Or Xpose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them.
'Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams,
No Matter How Silly They May Seem.
'Coz They Love U For What U r'
N finaly...
'Coz Everything U Do Together
Becomes A "MEMORY"

========(258)=========
Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti
phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti.
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti.

========(259)=========
Door hojane se rishte nahi tootte,
naahi sirf paas rehne se judte.
Yeh to dilo ke bandhan hai,
isliye hum tumhe or tum hame nahi bhulte.

========(260)=========
Separations r those wounds
dat nobody can heal.
N memoris r those treasures
dat nobody can steal.
But do not separate
to make memories.
Stay in touch.
Take care.

========(261)=========
Sachi hai dosti aazma ke dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe
kuch farma ke dekh lo.
Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabhi,
chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekh lo.

========(262)=========
Aye chand tu unko mera paigaam keh dena,
Khushi ka din aur hasi ki shaam keh dena.
Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aakar,
to unko mera salaam keh dena.

========(263)=========
Is dunya me 2 type k dost hote hai,
ek dost pyara hota hai,
Doosra dost bahut pyara hota hai.
Pyare dost ne sms bheja hai,
aur bahut pyara dost sms padh raha hai.

========(264)=========
Raat kaali sahi koi gum na karo,
din kaisa bhi ho aankhen num na karo.
Ek sitara bano jagmagate raho,
yaad karte raho yaad aate raho.

========(265)=========
Happiness is like a RADIO Station,
Broadcasting all the time..
YOU just have to learn
how to tune it &
receive your favourite channel...
HAPPY TUNING

========(266)=========
Stay an hour in my heart
A minute in my mind
Or a second in my soul.
Then u will know how it feels
in missing a friend like YOU.

========(267)=========
Woh nazar kahan se lau jo unhe bhula de
woh dawa kahan se lau jo dard mita de.
milna to likha hota hai takdiro me
woh takdir kahan se lau jo unse mila de.

========(268)=========
Teacher: cn u tell me
abt Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardar: yes.
They were 4 best frnds!!

========(269)=========
D glory of frnsp is nt d outstretched hand,
nor d joy of companionship.
Its d inspiration dat comes
with d deep feelng dat sum1 belives in u.

========(270)=========
Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai,
Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai.
Is badnami k bawzud jo mohabat krte hai,
Unhe marne k bad duniya salam krti hai.

========(271)=========
Mazaa to humne intezar me dekha hai,
chahat ka asar pyar me dekha hai.
Log dhundte hai mandir maszid me jise,
us khuda ko humne apne yaar me dekha hai.

========(272)=========
Do u know d speciality of ths new year?
It strts with monday & ends also on monday
nd No public holidays on sundays.
This year has got highest number
of sundays and saturdays.
So enjoy the least working year in your life!!
2007- a year with a difference.
WISH YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR...

========(273)=========
Dur hai aapse to kuch gam nahi,
dur reh ke bhi bhulne vale hum nahi.
roz mulakaat na ho to kya hua,
aapki yaaden bhi mulakaat se kam nahi.

========(274)=========
Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!

========(275)=========
Wat happens when a lion roars????

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TOM and JERRY starts !!

========(276)=========
How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!

========(277)=========
All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start from the mind.
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.

========(278)=========
Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance
that they wil Luv u back.
Nvr expect Luv in return,
but juST wait 4 it to grow in their Heart.

========(279)=========
Find arms that'll hold u at ur weakest,
the eyes that'll c u at ur roughest,
a heart that'll luv u at ur worst,
if u've found it,
u've found ur life.

========(280)=========
Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye
Din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye
Kabhi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat
Naya saal aisa mehmaan banke aaye.
Happy new year

========(281)=========
Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

========(282)=========
Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag's wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.

========(283)=========
It takes a second 2 say u r my frnd.
A minute 2 explain it,
An hour 2 demonstrate it,
A day 2 appriciate it
But takes a LIFETIME 2 prove it.

========(284)=========
Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .

========(285)=========
A wonderful quote:
"Learn the wisdom of compromise",
It is better to bend a little
rather than to break
any relationship forever.

========(286)=========
Love is for Life,
Life isn't for Love.
Love may fail in Life,
Life should never fail in Love.
So don't spoil Life in Love,
but don't forget to Love in Life.

========(287)=========
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said 'Hijack'
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
'Hijohn'

========(288)=========
Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.

========(289)=========
Raat kafi ho chuki hai
Ab chirag bujha dijiye.
Ek haseen khwab raah dekhta hai apki
bas palko ke parde giraa dijiye.

========(290)=========
Value d people who hve touched ur life
bcoz u'll never know
when they'll walk out of ur life
and never cum back again.
So b happy & lead friendly life.

========(291)=========
Great friends are part of memories,
Time can never erase them.
And When life is blessed with friends like you,
sweeter memories r there 2 look back.

========(292)=========
Teacher:Translate it into
English: "Tumhe Laat marke
beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."

Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!

========(293)=========
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl?
He took the girl
along wid him on a boat
and at the middle of river
said  "luv me or leave the boat"

========(294)=========
In d Book Of Life,
Here comes a brand new year again.
Its pages r blank,
Waiting to b filled.
Come explore ur future
& fill d pages wid ur dreams & hardwork.
Wish u a very Happy new year 2007

========(295)=========
May God paint the canvas of ur life
with the most beautiful colours
and sprinkle peace, luck, success
and joy at every step!
Happy new year

========(296)=========
The year has almost gone,
But made us strong.
The path was long,
But V walked with a song.
There were fears'n'tears,
But V also had reasons 4 cheers.
Wishng u happy memories of the last yr
& have a gr8 beginning of the next Year!
Happy new year

========(297)=========
DECEMBER
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11:59:59

01JAN 2007

*HAPPY
*NEW*
*YEAR*
*2oo7*

"HUM" KO INTEZAR KARNE KI AADAT NAHI

========(298)=========
Bfre the whole world screws up ur msg box
on 1st jan with recycld msgs,
i just wantd to wish u a super,
fun filled, new year ahead.
Have a great new year!

========(299)=========
Life,I m d nw yr.
I m an unspoiled page
in ur book of time.
I m ur nxt chance
at d art of living.
I m ur opportunity 2
practice wht u've learnd bout life
during d last 12 mnths.
All tht u sought & din't find
is hidden in me,
waiting 4 u to search it out
wid more determination.
Come,explore me.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

========(300)=========
Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de

to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.