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Sunday, October 5, 2014

SMS 201-250



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Teri Awaaz se pyar hai hamein kitna
izhaar hum kar nahi sakte.
hamare liye tu uss khuda ki tarah hai
jiska didaar hum kar nahi sakte.

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Itz d Month of,
Cakes n Candles,
Snow n songs,
Celebrations n Decorations,
Laughter n Love!
Itz December!
Wshng U a Lovely&
Blessed Month!
CHRISTMAS MONTH!

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Mohabbat me lakhon zakham khaye humne
afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi.
Mat pucho kya guzarti hai is dil par
jab vo kehte hai hum unke liye kuch bhi nahin.

========(204)=========
Aaj hume apni kismat par gusa hai aaya
Fir hum ne apne aap ko baith kar samjhaya hai.
Abey kismat ko kosne wale insan
kya kbhi kismat se bhi koi jeet hai paya.

========(205)=========
Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai,
wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamal se tumara khumar chala jayega,
Aur ye sms tumko kabhi samajh nahi ayega.

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It takes few seconds to hurt someone,
Bt sometime we take years to say SORRY.
So dis msg to every1 whom I thnk
I have hurt knowingly or unknowingly
Sorrrrrrrry :-(

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Chaho Tum Jise Chahat se Zyada
Sapne Dekho Tum Jiske Neend se Zyada.
Mango Tum Jise Mannat se Zyada
Khuda Kare Wo B Tume Pyar Kare
Apni Saanso se Zyada.

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Thoda socha hai humne
thoda jaana hai humne.
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne.
Koi aapke jaisa na tha na hoga
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne!

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Ok Fine..,
but  wil not b able to come.
You do one thing
just msg and tell her the remaining.
Ok. thanks bye.

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Sender:
confusing msg association..
Recipient:
Fool reader

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Har pal pyar ka irada hai aapse
apnapan hi kuch itna zyada hai aapse.
Na sochenge sirf umar bhar k liye
Qayamat tak sath nibhayenge ye wada hai aapse

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Celebration means
A winter evening
Four friends
One Rain
Four glasses of Tea

Celebration means
Hundred bucks of petrol
A rusty old bike
And an open road

Celebration means
Maggi noodles
A hostel room
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means
3 old friends
3 separate cities
3 coffee mugs
1 internet messenger

Celebration means
Rain on a hot tin roof
Pakoras deep-frying
Neighbours dropping in
A party

celebration means
2 friends
1 SOUL Cheerzzz!!
========(212)=========
Aye circuit,
Bapu bola,jo bhi msg nahi karta
use aur msg kar.
Aisa karne se ek din
use sharm aayegi,
sorry bolega or msg karega.
JAI GANDHIGIRI.

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Statistics Say 10% of d road accidents
r due 2 drunkn drvng.
Which makes it a logical statmnt
dat 90% of d accidnts
r due 2 drvng widout drinkng
Peo sar uthake

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GOD can turn
a MESS in 2a
MESSage,
a TEST in 2a
TESTimony,
a TRIal in 2a
TRIumph,
a VICTim in 2a
VICTory.
Wishin u
Firm faith in GOD!

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Samander se seekhi hai pyar ki gehrai,
raat se seekhi hai lambi tanhai.
Chaand se seekha hai hamne didar-e-yaar,
aur tumse seekha hai sirf intezar.

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Vo hamare nahi to kya gam hai
hum to unhi ke hai ye kya kam hai.
na gam kam hai na aansu kam hai
dekhte hai rulaane vale me kitna dum hai.

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Far or near
u r my dear.
Young or old
u r my gold
East or west
ur my best
bold or beauty
ur my sweety.
Start or End
u r my friend.

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Hum nashe me nashe k gulam ho gaye,
nasha pyar ka tha jisme hum badnam ho gaye.
Unhe chahna meri koi majburi na thi
hum to ek hi nazar me qatleaam ho gaye.

========(219)=========
Dost doston se milte nahin hai aaj kal
Gul bhi baharon mein khilte nahin hai aaj kal
Padh kar jinhein mit jaye tanhaiyan,
Log likhte nahin hai aise khat aaj kal

========(220)=========
Have you ever wondered?
1. If swimming is a good exercise
to stay fit,
why are whales fat?
2. Why is the place in a stadium
where people sit,
called a STAND?
3. Why is that everyone wants
to go to heaven
but nobody wants to die?
4. Shall I say that there is
racial discrimination even in chess
as the white piece is moved first?
5. In our country,
we have freedom of speech,
then why do we have telephone bills?
Think about it!

========(221)=========
Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me.
Ur SMS is lunch 4 me.
Ur SMS is diner 4 me.
BUT my dear,
today is not my "Upvas"
then why r u not sending SMS 2 me?

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Kyo Wo yaad aa kar staa rahe hai
kyo hum unke pyar me pagal huye ja rahe hai.
shayed in aankhon me kuch pani baki hai abhi
jo dil ki aag ansuon se bhuja rahe hai

========(223)=========
Ishq krte the hum,
logo ne nafrat krna sika diya,
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the
usne rona sika dia,
Hum to mrna chahte the
Maut k intzar ne jeena sikha diya

========(224)=========
College life:
D steps u walk in d corridor.
D late mornings u getup.
D late nights u chat.
D canteen food u share.
D time spent in restaurants.
D comments on pairs at canteen,
under tree, on corners  etc.
D rush to cinema theatres.
D slam books u fill.
D hearts tat u knock.
D crushes n some success.
D msg's u forward.
college days r some thing precious.
U can't get it again.
Only memories retain, till our life ends
Remember these friends and event

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Aye khuda ankho ko kuch aisi khudai de
jidhar dekhu udhar vo dikhai de.
kash aisa taalmel ho hawa me
unko pukaru aur unhi ko sunai de.

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Agar hm yaad nhi karte to bhulate b nhi
Agar hm hasate nhi to kabhi rulate b nhi.
Hum roz naye dost chahe banate na ho
Par jo banate hain unhe gawate b nhi.

========(227)=========
Tadapte hai din raat par jatate nahi
haal-e-dil koi pooche hum batate nahi.
Aapko sunke janab hogi hairat badi
hum unhe pyar karte hai,jo hume chahte nahi.

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Us rab ne diya hai sath tumhara
tere pyar se kam nahi pyar humara.
Koi tamnna nahi hai ek khwaesh ko chodkar
na tum rutho na kabhi chhoote ye sath tumhara.

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The diff between crush & love?
When u like a person
& u knw y u like d person,
its a CRUSH.
But when u like a person
& dnt know y u lik d person,
its LUV.

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Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo janab,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile
Sirf Tumhare Boyfrend/Girlfrnd
k liye nahi banaya hai.

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If a cat crosses you,
when u r going  somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means
that cat
is also
going somewhere.

========(232)=========
God created turtles
2 remind us 2 slow down,
Ants 2 remind us
abt small things.
D sky 2 remind us
2 luk up & pray.
Friends 2 remind us
hw beautiful LIFE CAN BE!

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Waqt ki rahon me tum bhula do chahe hame,
per hum tum ko bhula nahi payenge.
Teri dosti ki kasam aye dost,
tu awaz de sapne me,
hum haqiqat main chale ayenge.

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When people see me texting
they think i'm addicted
to this texting thing.
They're wrong
bcoz they don't know
that it's not texting,
its YoU I m addicted to.

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Bujhi Hui Shama Phir Se Jal Sakti Hai
Tufano Me Ghiri Kashti Kinare Lag Sakti hai.
Mayus na Hona Zindagi Me Mere Dost
Ye Kismat Hai, Kabhi B Badal Sakti Hai.

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SMS Karne Pe Jo Marte Hain.
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Call Karne Se Jo Darte Hain.
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Bad Luck To Dekho Mera!
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Aisay Kanjoos Dost Mere Hi Pallay Parte Hain!!!

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Kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jaata hai
Kissi anjaan se Pyaar ho jaata hai.
Zaruri nahi jo khushi de ussi se Pyaar ho
Dil todne waalon se bhi aksar Pyaar ho jaata hai.

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Wo lagte hame is jahan se bhi pyare hain,
wo to aise hain jaise aasmaan ke sitaren hain.
Lekin jisko chah kar bhi choo na sake,
kaise keh den ki wo hamare hain.

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Nahi pata tha ki zindgi me
aapsa bhi koi dost ayega.
Lekin agr khuda ne bakshi jindgi dobara
to apki kasm vaps ye dil apki hi dosti ko chahega.

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Traffic Ad of the year :

Lord Ganesha says

'Care for ur head.
Not everyone gets
a replacement like Me'

Wear Helmet.

========(241)=========
Remember d day v 1st met?
Not knowing each other.
Not wanting to know.
Not even a smile!
Then v started wid a blank smile
followed by formal talks.
Then started wid ji, hanji,daso ji.
Then assigned each other funny names.
Shared our days,hrs,n seconds.
Had long chats n frequent meets.
Shared our thoughts,worries,dreams n fantasies.
2day I want 2 admit
tht whether u realise dis or nt,
YOU my friend,mean a lot 2 me.
Long live our friendship!!
Cheerzz !!

========(242)=========
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga.
Us jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam
aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga.

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Aaj ham hain,kal hamari yaaden hongi.
jab ham na honge,tab hamari baaten hongi.
Kabhi paltoge jindagi ke ye panne,
to shayad aap ki aankhon se bhi barsaatein hongi.

========(244)=========
YAADON ko Teri HUM Pyaar krte hai
So Janam bhi TujPar Nisaar krte hai.
Fursat Mile to kuj Likh Bhejna Mere DOST,
Sirf Ek Aapke hi to SMS ka Intzaar krte hai.

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Sun glows 4 a day,
candle 4 an hour,
matchstick 4 a minute,
but a smile can glow 4ever,
So start ur day with a smile.

========(246)=========
Sun Is Switched Off!
Stars Are Switched On!
Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In!
So A Cool Night Is Coming!
Go To Bed And
Have sweet dreams.

========(247)=========
To meet,
to know,
to love
and then
to part...
Is the sad tale
of many a human heart.

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Mandiro mein hath jode jaate hain,
masjido mein haath felaaye jate hain.
Dosti hi ek jazbaa hai aisa
jahaan hath milaye jaate hain.

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Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge,
Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge.
Hum hai to judai ka gham kaisa,
teri har subah ko phulon se sajayenge.

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Valuing SOMEONE Isn't merely
by seeing each other EVERDAY.
What counts is that somehow
in our busy lives we remember

2 say :- TAKE CARE



Saturday, October 4, 2014

SMS 151-200





========(151)=========
God is always playin CHESS
wid each 1 of us.
He makes Moves in our life
& den sits back 2 c
how v react 2 CHALLENGES.
So make D best move
before CHECKMATE.

========(152)=========
Mahek unki aaj bhi meri sason me hai
har1 ada unki meri in aankhon me hai.
woh bhale mita de dil se mera wajud
Magar unki jagah aaj bhi meri in yaadon mein hai.

========(153)=========
Puri botal na sahi
ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi
dua salam to ho jaye.
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai
kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye....
Wah wah wah..

========(154)=========
A gud friend is one
who tells u 2 study well
bt a best frnd is one
who sits outside ur exam hall
& says,"o aja ab.Aur kitna likhega?
3 Ghnate ho gaye mamu tujhe likhte hue"

========(155)=========
Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nhi pata,
Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nhi pata,
Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,
Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jta nhi pata...

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Dil vich teri yaad sajana
Akhan vich tere khaab sajana
Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aundi
sadi akh tere khaaba di mohtaz sajana.

========(157)=========
Aapki Miss Call Bhi Kya Baat Hai,
Aapke SMS Bhi Din Raat Hai.
Kabhi Kabhi Phone Bhi Kiya Karo,
Suna Hai Aapki Aawaaz Me Bhi Mithaas Hai.

========(158)=========
World's shortst horror story
by Martin Garner contains only
d folowng lines:"when d world's
last man was alone in his room,
d door was knocked...."

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Shama jali to parwane bane
Sharab bani to maikhane khule...
Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao,
pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane???

========(160)=========
Freindship is
"More clear than water",
"More pure than gold",
"More sweet than honey",
So thanks for sharing
God's beautiful gift with me.

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FRiENDSHiP means:
to FEEL
some1
in every
HEARTBEAT
to FIND
some1
in every
THOUGHT
to
SEE
some1
with CLOSED EYES &
to MiSS
some1 without reason$

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Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna
is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna.
jab dil uth jaye humse bta dena.
na batakar plz bewfai mat karna.

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V often don't express our feelings
4 d fear of loosing a relationship,
but d fact remains that v loose
a beautiful relationship by not expressing them..

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Kuch pal k lye hum dosto ko bhula jate hai
Kuch pal k lye unke gamo k bda jate hai.
Kabhi shanti mein baith kar sochenge
K wo galt hai ya hum he galti kar jate hai.

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PYAR V/S DOSTI :
1.Pyar ek shikva hai,
Dosti ek jazba hai.
2.Pyar me hr bar dhoka milta hai,
Dosti me bar bar moka milta hai.
3.Pyar diwano ka kam hai,
Dosti smjdaron ka.
4.Pyar me musibt hoti hai,
Dosti me nasiht.
5.Pyar me dil toot ta hai to koi rusva hota hai,
pr mit jane k bad b,Dosti ka ek rutba hota hai.

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Mumkin hai kal zuban par
ho laakho bandishen,
Mumkin hai kal zuban par
ho laakho bandishen,
Huzoor zara Ankhon ko
guftgoo ka saleeka sikhayiye.

========(167)=========
Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi
zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi.
Ab main tujhe tohfe me kya pesh karu
mere daman mein PYAAR ke siwa kuch nahi.

========(168)=========
Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna,
kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna.
dost na hue toh ajnabi hi rehna
Jo bhi ho par
KABHI ALWIDA NA KAHENA!

========(169)=========
Every thing u r doing opposite to me.
When i order coffee u order tea.
When i use black pen, u use blue pen.
When i say arranged marriage is best,
u say love marriage is best,
when i went to dental hospital,
u went to mental hospital
and i returned but
u r staying there. . . . . .
Y r u like this????

========(170)=========
Har sans hamari unhe yad krti hai
har pal unse milne ki fariyad krti hai.
Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna
ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai.

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Dost mere se meri prem khani puchhte hai
Jis pe main marta hu wo zindgani puchhte hai
Jo khani kabhi ban he na pai
Us khani ka anjam puchhte hai
kya btaye yaro aap ko
Hum to khud bhagwan se apna gunah puchhte hai .

========(172)=========
Xams r there,
at d paper u stare.
d ans is no where,
which makes u pull ur hair.
d teachers glare,
d grades r not fair.
but just like d past 20yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!

========(173)=========
A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,

But

Gives More Light.

So Always Smile

and

Prove dat U r the Best Tube Light...

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Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye
Bas Aapke Dil Me Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.
Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna
Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.!

========(175)=========
Imagine,a running race
between Love & friendship...
Who will win?
Ans.LOVE
You know why?
b'coz friendship Always compromises....

========(176)=========
Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain
paigam unke bhi aane lage hain.
Ikraar karte hain ab pyar ka wo bhi
jab hum duniya chod k jane lage hain.

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A friend gives hope wen life is low.
A friend is a place where you can go.
A friend is honest- A friend is true.
A friend is precious.And that friend is u..

========(178)=========
Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho,
Yaqin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho..
Har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami,
Apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho..

========(179)=========
Kuch Khoye Bina Hamne Paya Hai
Kuch Mange Bina Hame Mila Hai.
Naaz Hai Hame Apani Takdeer Pe
Jisne Hame Aap jaise dost se milaya hai..

========(180)=========
Ishq ka tum naam na lo,
ye badi zalim cheez hai.
Lut chuke hain laakhon isme,
fir bhi duniya iski mureed hai.
Meri mano to kabhi ishq na karna
kyonki...ye wo marz hai,
jisme na maut hai, na jeene ki ummeed hai...
Fir bhi jaane kyon koi kehta hai k...
Mohabbat bade kaam ki cheez hai.

========(181)=========
Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayge
door rahkar bhi band aankhon me nazar ayenge.
hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge
jab yaad karoge tab chale ayenge.

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Smtimes u just gotta run away,
so u can c who wll care for u.
Smtimes u gotta talk quietly,
just to c who's listening.
Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight,
bt only to c who's standing by ur side.
Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision,
only to c who's there to help u fix it.
N smtimes u gotta let go of d ones u luv,
just to c if they wll cm back.
If they do,they r urs.
If they don't,then they never were!!!

========(183)=========
7 thngs done during study holidays
1.Sleeping
2.Eating
3.Sms
4.Roaming
5.Tv
6.Dreamin of touching book
7.Askn othrs wether thy hav started studyn...!!

========(184)=========
Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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TO fir ye ..

EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN ??

========(185)=========
Ye hichkiya kyu mujhe ane lagi hai
fizao se bhi siskiya ane lagi hai.
Ye sochkar dil hai bahut khush
ki yaad meri bhi kisi ko ane lagi hai

========(186)=========
Waqt bahut kam hai sath bitane mein,
ise na gvana kabhi ruthne mnane mein,
RISHTA to hamne bandh hi liya hai aapse,
ab bas thoda saath de dena ise nibhane mein.

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Jab se tumhe dekha hai...
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raat ko
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din ko
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subah ko
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shaam ko
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khaate samay
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peete samay
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sote samay
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nahate samay
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parhte samay
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aate samay
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jaate samay
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hass hass ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!

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Fresh Flowers
jst 4 U !!
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Are Yaar aap phool dhoond rahe ho!!
Ye mobile hai,koi gamla nahi SAMJHE.

========(189)=========
Ye kon chala chaman se khamoshiyan leker
kali-kali ro uthi siskiyan leker.
Khush ho rahe the jo mere dubne par
wohi nikle hai meri talash me kashtiyan leker.

========(190)=========
Flirting is the only job in the world
that man cannot include in his biodata
despite years of experience
and number Of refrences.!'

========(191)=========
Frndship is wen u have had a huge fight
deciding once n for all, dats it......
Bt den u decide 2 put aside ur egos,
hold hands n again say : I Need u yaar.....

========(192)=========
Hum gaye unki gali main
Vo phool barsane lage,
Jab dekha unki mummy ne,
toh sath mein gamle bhi
Aane lage......:-)

========(193)=========
Teri 1 yaad bechain bna jati hai
hr gali me Teri surat nazr aati hai.
kaisa haal kiya tune dosti mein hmara
ki nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati haai.

========(194)=========
YARO ki yari pe SHAK nahi karte,
jab HUM bol rahe ho to BAK-bak nahi karte,
PARESHAN karte ho jab hum so rahe HOTE hai,
ab hum JAAG rahe hai to SMS nahi karte

========(195)=========
Q:Agr kisiko kisi se pyar ho jae
to kya krna chahiye?

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Ans:Un dono ki shadi karwa deni chahiye,
" sara bhoot utar jaega"

========(196)=========
Everyone starts out
with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of experience.
The trick is
to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs out..

========(197)=========
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo
Kabhi kabhi mehfilo me bhi aya karo.
kya hua jo tut gye hain saamne ke 4 daant
fir bhi mooh kholkar muskuraya to karo.

========(198)=========
Koi kisi ko itna yaad na kare ki
Uski zindagi yaadgaar ban jaye.
Agar karna hi hai yaad to utna karo ki
Uski Yaad hi ZINDAGI ban jaye..

========(199)=========
Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab the
zeher ki zarurat nahi mar jayenge shrab se.
Kaante mehsus hi nahi hue kyonki
pyar hi itna tha uss  Gulab se.

========(200)=========
Kash ye zalim judai na hoti
rub tune ye chiz banai na hoti.
Na hum unse milte na pyar hota

zindagi jo apni thi parai na hoti.