FuNnY SaYri

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

LoVe StOry

hi friends, 

mai apko ek real love story sunane ja rhi hu, mera naam radha hai,. mai noida me rhti hu or. meri luv story 2013 june me start hui, us time ye one side attraction tha, unka nam krisna hai, vese to wo hmare bhut dur k relation me lagte hai bt mai unse kbi jada mili ni thi, 2013 me mai unke ghr gai, hum logo me dhire dhire batei hone lgi mai unhe bhut like krne lgi, bt unki us time kai girlfrnd thi wo bhut frnk nature k hai or handsome b h to koi b ladki unhe pasand krne lgti h, mere samne wo kai ladkiyo se batei krte ladkiya b has has k unse bat krti to mje bht jealous feel hota tha, mai kafi din unke yha ruki bt unko mere bare me kch feel ni hua, uske bd mai apne ghr aa gai to hum log kbi kbi msg krne lge, dhire dhire ek dusre ko msg krna hmari adat bn gai,hum ek dusre k best friend bn gye .wo mjse apne sare secret share krne lge unhne mje apne mje apni hr burai bta di, bt mere khne pe unhne sb kch chod dya.apni sari buri aadat chod di, ese hi ek sal bit gya, wo b man hi man mje pyar krne lge ,nxt yr summer vacation me mai unse milne gai to unhne mje bht achi trh ek ache dost ki trh treat kiya, wo meri bht care krte,mje b bht acha lgta, vha se ane se phle unhne mje ek ladki ki photo dkhai or use apni grlfrnd btaya uska nam gunjan tha, mje bht bura lga, uske bd mene unse jada bat ni ki or na khana khaya unhne b khana ni khaya. meri vjh se wo bhukhe soye to mje bht bura lga , maine nx day unse thk se behav kiya or hum usi sham ko vapas aa gye, bd me unhne mjse msg se mere us behav ka ! reson pu cha to mene taal dya, wo mje us ladki ki bat krte to mje bht bura lgta, bt pta ni unko kya hua wo fr mere sath involv ho gye hmesha meri bat krne lge or isharo me smjhane ki kosis krne lge ki wo mje lyk krte h bt mai b jante hue b anjan bnne lgi or gunjan ka nam le k unki bat ko katne lgi, isi behas me ek br unhne 18 june 2014 ko mje propose kr dya maine us to unhe ha bol dya, mai to phle se unhe pyar krti thi bt unhe shayd kch glt lga to unhne mje sry bola mene unhe bht smjhya ki aapne kch glt ni kiya h ,, 

Unke propos krne k bd jb hum mile to wo mje i lv u bolte bt mje bht shrm ati thi wo mje br br bulana chahte bt mai bht dr bd bolti, unhne apni pdai kch prblm k karan chod di thi bt meri vjh se mere khne pe or mere lye unhne dobara apni pdai strt ki or sath sath job b ki unhne bht pareshani jheli or pdai me unki mhnat ki vjh se hi unka govt engnrng colleg me selection ho gya,mai bht khush hu, or unse bht pyar krti hu wo b mjse bht pyar krte h or hum har janam me ek dusre ko pana chahte h future to pta ni kya hoga bt hum hmesha ek dusre ka sath dnge or pyar krnge, chahe kuch b ho jaye , bhagwan apna aashirvad hum dono pe bnaye or hmara sath bnaye rkhe or unki raksha kre or unhe kamyab kre yhi kamna h. i lv u prem lv u sooo much,