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New rules of life for 2007:-
1) Haste Rehneka
2) Tension nai leneka
3) B positive,eat positive,sleep positive
4) Mast rehneka
5) Boyfrnd/girlfrnd k sath
Njoy karneka,film dekhneka,romance karneka
6) Ladke/ladki ko propose karneka.
maan gaya to good, nai to next ladka/ladki
7) Har problm ko solve karneka.
no crying
8) Frends k sath
lifetime frindship account kholneka
9) Jisko tum pasand karte ho
use 'I LOVE U' kahneka.
wait nahi karna
10) MUJKO YAAD RAKHNEKA
aur SMS karte rehneka
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Mere dil par uska hi asar rehta hai,
meri baaton mein uska hi jikar rehta hai,
pata nahi kis janam ka rishta tha hamara,
jo is dil ko uska hi fikar rehta hai.
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Three possible reasons when a Man
opens car door for wife:-
1. The CAR is NEW...!!
2. The WIFE is NEW...!!
3. She is NOT his WIFE...!!
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Aapne kasam khai thi dosti ko nibhane ki,
fir kyun krte ho batein hme satane ki.
Hum apse isliye lardte he sab k samne,
kyunki nazar lag jati hai rishton ko zamaane ki
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Hum $m$ nahi karte hai to tumhe lagta hai
ki hume aadat hai paise bachane ki.
Par tum nadan kya jaano ye bhi Ek ada hai
tum ko apni kami ka ehsaas dilane ki.
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions
impossible 2 read?
Bcoz they all have an exclusive message
only 4 the chemist:
Maine patient ko loot liya,
ab teri bari .
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Why We Make Friends...
'Coz They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur Eyes.
'Coz U Can Say Something Stupid
Or Xpose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them.
'Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams,
No Matter How Silly They May Seem.
'Coz They Love U For What U r'
N finaly...
'Coz Everything U Do Together
Becomes A "MEMORY"
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Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti
phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti.
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti.
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Door hojane se rishte nahi tootte,
naahi sirf paas rehne se judte.
Yeh to dilo ke bandhan hai,
isliye hum tumhe or tum hame nahi bhulte.
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Separations r those wounds
dat nobody can heal.
N memoris r those treasures
dat nobody can steal.
But do not separate
to make memories.
Stay in touch.
Take care.
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Sachi hai dosti aazma ke dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe
kuch farma ke dekh lo.
Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabhi,
chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekh lo.
karke yakin mujh pe
kuch farma ke dekh lo.
Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabhi,
chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekh lo.
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Aye chand tu unko mera paigaam keh dena,
Khushi ka din aur hasi ki shaam keh dena.
Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aakar,
to unko mera salaam keh dena.
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Is dunya me 2 type k dost hote hai,
ek dost pyara hota hai,
Doosra dost bahut pyara hota hai.
Pyare dost ne sms bheja hai,
aur bahut pyara dost sms padh raha hai.
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Raat kaali sahi koi gum na karo,
din kaisa bhi ho aankhen num na karo.
Ek sitara bano jagmagate raho,
yaad karte raho yaad aate raho.
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Happiness is like a RADIO Station,
Broadcasting all the time..
YOU just have to learn
how to tune it &
receive your favourite channel...
HAPPY TUNING
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Stay an hour in my heart
A minute in my mind
Or a second in my soul.
Then u will know how it feels
in missing a friend like YOU.
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Woh nazar kahan se lau jo unhe bhula de
woh dawa kahan se lau jo dard mita de.
milna to likha hota hai takdiro me
woh takdir kahan se lau jo unse mila de.
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Teacher: cn u tell me
abt Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardar: yes.
They were 4 best frnds!!
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D glory of frnsp is nt d outstretched hand,
nor d joy of companionship.
Its d inspiration dat comes
with d deep feelng dat sum1 belives in u.
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Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai,
Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai.
Is badnami k bawzud jo mohabat krte hai,
Unhe marne k bad duniya salam krti hai.
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Mazaa to humne intezar me dekha hai,
chahat ka asar pyar me dekha hai.
Log dhundte hai mandir maszid me jise,
us khuda ko humne apne yaar me dekha hai.
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Do u know d speciality of ths new year?
It strts with monday & ends also on monday
nd No public holidays on sundays.
This year has got highest number
of sundays and saturdays.
So enjoy the least working year in your life!!
2007- a year with a difference.
WISH YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR...
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Dur hai aapse to kuch gam nahi,
dur reh ke bhi bhulne vale hum nahi.
roz mulakaat na ho to kya hua,
aapki yaaden bhi mulakaat se kam nahi.
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Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!
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Wat happens when a lion roars????
?
?
?
?
?
?
TOM and JERRY starts !!
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How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!
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All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start from the mind.
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.
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Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance
that they wil Luv u back.
Nvr expect Luv in return,
but juST wait 4 it to grow in their Heart.
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Find arms that'll hold u at ur weakest,
the eyes that'll c u at ur roughest,
a heart that'll luv u at ur worst,
if u've found it,
u've found ur life.
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Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye
Din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye
Kabhi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat
Naya saal aisa mehmaan banke aaye.
Happy new year
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Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.
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Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag's wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.
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It takes a second 2 say u r my frnd.
A minute 2 explain it,
An hour 2 demonstrate it,
A day 2 appriciate it
But takes a LIFETIME 2 prove it.
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Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .
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A wonderful quote:
"Learn the wisdom of compromise",
It is better to bend a little
rather than to break
any relationship forever.
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Love is for Life,
Life isn't for Love.
Love may fail in Life,
Life should never fail in Love.
So don't spoil Life in Love,
but don't forget to Love in Life.
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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said 'Hijack'
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
'Hijohn'
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Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.
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Raat kafi ho chuki hai
Ab chirag bujha dijiye.
Ek haseen khwab raah dekhta hai apki
bas palko ke parde giraa dijiye.
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Value d people who hve touched ur life
bcoz u'll never know
when they'll walk out of ur life
and never cum back again.
So b happy & lead friendly life.
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Great friends are part of memories,
Time can never erase them.
And When life is blessed with friends like you,
sweeter memories r there 2 look back.
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Teacher:Translate it into
English: "Tumhe Laat marke
beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."
Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!
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How did an intelligent boy propose to girl?
He took the girl
along wid him on a boat
and at the middle of river
said "luv me or leave the boat"
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In d Book Of Life,
Here comes a brand new year again.
Its pages r blank,
Waiting to b filled.
Come explore ur future
& fill d pages wid ur dreams & hardwork.
Wish u a very Happy new year 2007
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May God paint the canvas of ur life
with the most beautiful colours
and sprinkle peace, luck, success
and joy at every step!
Happy new year
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The year has almost gone,
But made us strong.
The path was long,
But V walked with a song.
There were fears'n'tears,
But V also had reasons 4 cheers.
Wishng u happy memories of the last yr
& have a gr8 beginning of the next Year!
Happy new year
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DECEMBER
31
11:59:55
11:59:56
11:59:57
11:59:58
11:59:59
01JAN 2007
*HAPPY
*NEW*
*YEAR*
*2oo7*
"HUM" KO INTEZAR KARNE KI AADAT NAHI
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Bfre the whole world screws up ur msg box
on 1st jan with recycld msgs,
i just wantd to wish u a super,
fun filled, new year ahead.
Have a great new year!
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Life,I m d nw yr.
I m an unspoiled page
in ur book of time.
I m ur nxt chance
at d art of living.
I m ur opportunity 2
practice wht u've learnd bout life
during d last 12 mnths.
All tht u sought & din't find
is hidden in me,
waiting 4 u to search it out
wid more determination.
Come,explore me.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.
