SMS 151-200

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God is always playin CHESS

wid each 1 of us.

He makes Moves in our life

& den sits back 2 c

how v react 2 CHALLENGES.

So make D best move

before CHECKMATE.

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Mahek unki aaj bhi meri sason me hai

har1 ada unki meri in aankhon me hai.

woh bhale mita de dil se mera wajud

Magar unki jagah aaj bhi meri in yaadon mein hai.

========(153)=========

Puri botal na sahi

ek jaam to ho jaye,

Milna na sahi

dua salam to ho jaye.

Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai

kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye....

Wah wah wah..

========(154)=========

A gud friend is one

who tells u 2 study well

bt a best frnd is one

who sits outside ur exam hall

& says,"o aja ab.Aur kitna likhega?

3 Ghnate ho gaye mamu tujhe likhte hue"

========(155)=========

Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nhi pata,

Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nhi pata,

Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,

Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jta nhi pata...

========(156)=========

Dil vich teri yaad sajana

Akhan vich tere khaab sajana

Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aundi

sadi akh tere khaaba di mohtaz sajana.

========(157)=========

Aapki Miss Call Bhi Kya Baat Hai,

Aapke SMS Bhi Din Raat Hai.

Kabhi Kabhi Phone Bhi Kiya Karo,

Suna Hai Aapki Aawaaz Me Bhi Mithaas Hai.

========(158)=========

World's shortst horror story

by Martin Garner contains only

d folowng lines:"when d world's

last man was alone in his room,

d door was knocked...."

========(159)=========

Shama jali to parwane bane

Sharab bani to maikhane khule...

Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao,

pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane???

========(160)=========

Freindship is

"More clear than water",

"More pure than gold",

"More sweet than honey",

So thanks for sharing

God's beautiful gift with me.

========(161)=========

FRiENDSHiP means:

to FEEL

some1

in every

HEARTBEAT

to FIND

some1

in every

THOUGHT

to

SEE

some1

with CLOSED EYES &

to MiSS

some1 without reason$

========(162)=========

Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna

is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna.

jab dil uth jaye humse bta dena.

na batakar plz bewfai mat karna.

========(163)=========

V often don't express our feelings

4 d fear of loosing a relationship,

but d fact remains that v loose

a beautiful relationship by not expressing them..

========(164)=========

Kuch pal k lye hum dosto ko bhula jate hai

Kuch pal k lye unke gamo k bda jate hai.

Kabhi shanti mein baith kar sochenge

K wo galt hai ya hum he galti kar jate hai.

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PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar ek shikva hai,

Dosti ek jazba hai.

2.Pyar me hr bar dhoka milta hai,

Dosti me bar bar moka milta hai.

3.Pyar diwano ka kam hai,

Dosti smjdaron ka.

4.Pyar me musibt hoti hai,

Dosti me nasiht.

5.Pyar me dil toot ta hai to koi rusva hota hai,

pr mit jane k bad b,Dosti ka ek rutba hota hai.

========(166)=========

Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Huzoor zara Ankhon ko

guftgoo ka saleeka sikhayiye.

========(167)=========

Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi

zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi.

Ab main tujhe tohfe me kya pesh karu

mere daman mein PYAAR ke siwa kuch nahi.

========(168)=========

Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna,

kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna.

dost na hue toh ajnabi hi rehna

Jo bhi ho par

KABHI ALWIDA NA KAHENA!

========(169)=========

Every thing u r doing opposite to me.

When i order coffee u order tea.

When i use black pen, u use blue pen.

When i say arranged marriage is best,

u say love marriage is best,

when i went to dental hospital,

u went to mental hospital

and i returned but

u r staying there. . . . . .

Y r u like this????

========(170)=========

Har sans hamari unhe yad krti hai

har pal unse milne ki fariyad krti hai.

Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna

ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai.

========(171)=========

Dost mere se meri prem khani puchhte hai

Jis pe main marta hu wo zindgani puchhte hai

Jo khani kabhi ban he na pai

Us khani ka anjam puchhte hai

kya btaye yaro aap ko

Hum to khud bhagwan se apna gunah puchhte hai .

========(172)=========

Xams r there,

at d paper u stare.

d ans is no where,

which makes u pull ur hair.

d teachers glare,

d grades r not fair.

but just like d past 20yrs,

WE DONT CARE!!

========(173)=========

A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,

But

Gives More Light.

So Always Smile

and

Prove dat U r the Best Tube Light...

========(174)=========

Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye

Bas Aapke Dil Me Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.

Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna

Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.!

========(175)=========

Imagine,a running race

between Love & friendship...

Who will win?

Ans.LOVE

You know why?

b'coz friendship Always compromises....

========(176)=========

Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain

paigam unke bhi aane lage hain.

Ikraar karte hain ab pyar ka wo bhi

jab hum duniya chod k jane lage hain.

========(177)=========

A friend gives hope wen life is low.

A friend is a place where you can go.

A friend is honest- A friend is true.

A friend is precious.And that friend is u..

========(178)=========

Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho,

Yaqin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho..

Har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami,

Apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho..

========(179)=========

Kuch Khoye Bina Hamne Paya Hai

Kuch Mange Bina Hame Mila Hai.

Naaz Hai Hame Apani Takdeer Pe

Jisne Hame Aap jaise dost se milaya hai..

========(180)=========

Ishq ka tum naam na lo,

ye badi zalim cheez hai.

Lut chuke hain laakhon isme,

fir bhi duniya iski mureed hai.

Meri mano to kabhi ishq na karna

kyonki...ye wo marz hai,

jisme na maut hai, na jeene ki ummeed hai...

Fir bhi jaane kyon koi kehta hai k...

Mohabbat bade kaam ki cheez hai.

========(181)=========

Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayge

door rahkar bhi band aankhon me nazar ayenge.

hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge

jab yaad karoge tab chale ayenge.

========(182)=========

Smtimes u just gotta run away,

so u can c who wll care for u.

Smtimes u gotta talk quietly,

just to c who's listening.

Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight,

bt only to c who's standing by ur side.

Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision,

only to c who's there to help u fix it.

N smtimes u gotta let go of d ones u luv,

just to c if they wll cm back.

If they do,they r urs.

If they don't,then they never were!!!

========(183)=========

7 thngs done during study holidays

1.Sleeping

2.Eating

3.Sms

4.Roaming

5.Tv

6.Dreamin of touching book

7.Askn othrs wether thy hav started studyn...!!

========(184)=========

Hum jeete ek bar hai,

marte ek bar hai,

pyar ek bar hota hai,

aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...

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TO fir ye ..

EXAMS BAAR-BAAR

KYUN ??

========(185)=========

Ye hichkiya kyu mujhe ane lagi hai

fizao se bhi siskiya ane lagi hai.

Ye sochkar dil hai bahut khush

ki yaad meri bhi kisi ko ane lagi hai

========(186)=========

Waqt bahut kam hai sath bitane mein,

ise na gvana kabhi ruthne mnane mein,

RISHTA to hamne bandh hi liya hai aapse,

ab bas thoda saath de dena ise nibhane mein.

========(187)=========

Jab se tumhe dekha hai...

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mera

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raat ko

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din ko

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subah ko

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shaam ko

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khaate samay

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peete samay

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sote samay

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nahate samay

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parhte samay

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aate samay

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jaate samay

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hass hass ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!

========(188)=========

Fresh Flowers

jst 4 U !!

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Are Yaar aap phool dhoond rahe ho!!

Ye mobile hai,koi gamla nahi SAMJHE.

========(189)=========

Ye kon chala chaman se khamoshiyan leker

kali-kali ro uthi siskiyan leker.

Khush ho rahe the jo mere dubne par

wohi nikle hai meri talash me kashtiyan leker.

========(190)=========

Flirting is the only job in the world

that man cannot include in his biodata

despite years of experience

and number Of refrences.!'

========(191)=========

Frndship is wen u have had a huge fight

deciding once n for all, dats it......

Bt den u decide 2 put aside ur egos,

hold hands n again say : I Need u yaar.....

========(192)=========

Hum gaye unki gali main

Vo phool barsane lage,

Jab dekha unki mummy ne,

toh sath mein gamle bhi

Aane lage......:-)

========(193)=========

Teri 1 yaad bechain bna jati hai

hr gali me Teri surat nazr aati hai.

kaisa haal kiya tune dosti mein hmara

ki nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati haai.

========(194)=========

YARO ki yari pe SHAK nahi karte,

jab HUM bol rahe ho to BAK-bak nahi karte,

PARESHAN karte ho jab hum so rahe HOTE hai,

ab hum JAAG rahe hai to SMS nahi karte

========(195)=========

Q:Agr kisiko kisi se pyar ho jae

to kya krna chahiye?

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Ans:Un dono ki shadi karwa deni chahiye,

" sara bhoot utar jaega"

========(196)=========

Everyone starts out

with a full bag of luck

and an empty bag of experience.

The trick is

to fill the bag of experience

before the luck runs out..

========(197)=========

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

Kabhi kabhi mehfilo me bhi aya karo.

kya hua jo tut gye hain saamne ke 4 daant

fir bhi mooh kholkar muskuraya to karo.

========(198)=========

Koi kisi ko itna yaad na kare ki

Uski zindagi yaadgaar ban jaye.

Agar karna hi hai yaad to utna karo ki

Uski Yaad hi ZINDAGI ban jaye..

========(199)=========

Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab the

zeher ki zarurat nahi mar jayenge shrab se.

Kaante mehsus hi nahi hue kyonki

pyar hi itna tha uss  Gulab se.

========(200)=========

Kash ye zalim judai na hoti

rub tune ye chiz banai na hoti.

Na hum unse milte na pyar hota

zindagi jo apni thi parai na hoti.

SMS 101-150

========(101)=========

Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghire
rehna
chahte
hain

to

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Gol gaphe ki rehri laga lo yaar..

simple g.k.

========(102)=========

To
      The frnd
      I miss you,
Kahan Ho,
    i beg to say that,
i am the student of your heart.
i am very lonely.
mera ji nahi lag reha,
so kindly grant me a msg.
Your Loving
'Sucheta'

========(103)=========

u can hide d pain u feel
& make othrs believe
that u can move on,
but u can't deny d truth
dat d 1 who has hurt u
is still d 1 u'll always choose 2 luv.

========(104)=========

Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummid
humne har dum bewfai pai hai.
Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,
humne har chot dil pe khai hai.

========(105)=========

Na moh na maya hai

Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.

Baith k char panne palat lo beta

final paper girlfriend/Boyfriend ne nhi banaya hai.

========(106)=========

Frindship is like a tree.

It demands attention & care in d beginning

but once it blossoms,

it provides u shade

in every situation of life.

========(107)=========

Kyun koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nahi pata

Kyun koi chah kar rishta bana nahi pata.

Kyun leti hai zindagi aisi karwat

Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jata nahi pata.

========(108)=========

Dis is 4 all those who r in last year of college:

Kuch khas hai yeh samey jisko bhul pana mushkil hoga,

yaad rakho dosto jeelo yeh zindagi,

is zindagi ko vapis lana mushkil hoga.

Jo waqt guzara hai is samay mein use yaad karenge,

esa waqt fir mil jaye bhagwan se yeh fariyaad karenge.

Jab mil bethenge kabhi to in lamhon ko hi abaad karenge ,

in beete palon ko yaad karenge, yaad karenge.

========(109)=========

Haste rahein aap hazaro ke beech

haste hain jaise phool baharon ke beech.

Roshan rahe aap duniya mein aise

jaise gagan hai chand sitaron ke beech.

========(110)=========

Pehle Kabhi Ye Yadein Ye Tanhai Na Thi

Kabhi Dil Pe Madhoshi Chayi Na Thi.

Jane Kya Asar Kar Gai 'Uski' Batein

Varna Is Tarah Kabhi Yaad Kisi Ki Aayi Na Thi.

========(111)=========

Jaan bhi dete agar apka ishara hota

par dard apko bhi mera kuch gawara hota.

Kab kaha hai k har pal sath raho mere

pyar ka ek lamha to mere sath gujara hota.

========(112)=========

My 9 commandments:
1.Live 2 relax.
2.Love ur bed,its ur temple.
3.Relax in da day,so dat u can sleep at nite.
4.Work is holy,so dnt touch it.
5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr.
6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done.
7.Dnt worry,nobody died doin nothin,but u cud get hurt at work.
8.If u feel like doin work,sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away.
9.Dnt 4gt dat workin is healthy! So leave it 4 d sick ppl.

========(113)=========

SHOLAY REMAKE
Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Basanti: So now u gonna tell me
what to do and what not to do.
Urself using abuse language,
wearing out of fashion clothes
and so smelly too.
Not doing anything
just clinging to old rusty chains
who r u to order me.
Gabbar PLAY THE DJ.

========(114)=========

Kabi na shikayat ki baat labon pe layenge.
kaha hai dost to dosti nibhayenge,
kabi hamari burai hmare samne karna
kasam khuda ki apki haan me haan milayege.

========(115)=========

A Relation is like a ring,

always holding ur finger.

but as u get careless,

it slips out of ur hand.

So dont ever let ur relation

slip out of ur life.

========(116)=========

Fact of Life :-

If a girl cries,

there may be thousand  reasons.

But if a boy cries,

there is only one reason:

"GIRL"

========(117)=========

Pyar me mitha dard mila ye bahut hai

sapno ko nayi disha mili vo bahut hai.

pyar pura hua ya adhura baat ye nahi

pyar karne ka mauka mila vo hi bahut hai.

========(118)=========

KHUDA hamari tarha AAPKO tanhayi na de

hum jee lenge tanha magar AAPKI judai na de.

hamari nigaho mein basi rahe AAPKI surat

AAPKO bhale hi hum dekhayi na de.

========(119)=========

Nasib par zindagi kheli jati hai

Hatho ki Lakiro pe Takdir Payi Jati hai.

khush kismat hote hai wo log jinke dilo me

Aap jaise dost ki Tasvir payi jati hai.

========(120)=========

A good frnd is 1 who comes to visit u

in d hospital wit flowers

n true frnd is 1 who sits next 2 u n say

"kamine kya solid nurse aayi hai tere room mein".

========(121)=========

Kya Aapko

" HAPPY " ki fullform pata hai?

H : HUM

A : APKO

P : PAL

P : PAL

Y : YAAD KARTE HAIN.

Aap bhi hame kabhi kabhi

" H A P P Y " kar liya karo.

========(122)=========

This one's awesome!

How would an angrez tell an Indian naukar

who cant undrstnd eng to open d door?

Speak it fastly

" There was a cold day!"

========(123)=========

Dosti mujhse aisi nibhana ki

dekhne wala dang reh jaye

khuda bhi aa ke tumse puche

kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jaye.

========(124)=========

Sohne yaar di ki taarif kara.

Sohne yaar ne tan sharm  layi hoyi a.

Asi sms te sms bhejia

us ne sms pack vali scheme hi

deactivate karayi hoyi aa.

========(125)=========

Dushmani Dusman se

Pyar Pasand se

Khushi Har1 se

Rishty Apno se

Mohbat Mehboob se

Ishq Ashiq se

Magar Dosti Dil se

Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.

========(126)=========

Tanha rehna to seekh liya hamne

Par khush na kabi reh payenge.

Teri doori to phir seh leta hai ye dil

Par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge.

========(127)=========

TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDGI ME

KE HUM YE ZAMANA HI BHUL GAYE.

TUMHE YAD AAYE NA AAYE HAMARI KABHI

PAR HUM TO TUMHE BHULANA HI BHUL GAYE

========(128)=========

Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota

mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.

Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,

mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.

========(129)=========

Kyun nazrein churae baithe ho

Kyun dil ko dabaye baithe ho.

Arey hum itne bhi bure nahi

Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.

========(130)=========

Tum Bin Jeena To Kya-Jeene Ka   khayal Bhi Nahi

Tum Bin Jee Le Ye Apna Haal Bhi Nhi.

Tum Hame Bhool Jao Ho Skta Hai

Hum Tumhe Bhool Jaye-Iska To Swal Hi Nhi.

========(131)=========

DOSTI ajkal sirf sms ka khel hai

agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.

baate bahut badi karte hai ye dost

par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai ye dost.

========(132)=========

Eyes are not meant 4 tears

and heart is not meant 4 fear,

never get upset but always cheer

bcoz you are the one

who can make people smile for years.

========(133)=========

Smooth roads never make good drivers

Smooth sea never makes good sailors

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.

Have a tough, but winning day ahead.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.

========(134)=========

If SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,

I wud SiT nExT 2 u,

PuLL U aLL CloSe 2 Me,

PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U

n sAy pRoUdLy,

DiS Is humanity..

Lovin

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ANIMALS

========(135)=========

Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,

tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE

KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR

SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".

Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja

aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor

seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE

VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".

========(136)=========

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

rote-rote naina thak jayenge.

Pyar karna hamesha padosi se

roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.

========(137)=========

Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,

vo shaam hi kya jisme koi jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme humara naam na ho..

========(138)=========

Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho

MISS CALL ki tarah.

Mere ghar aajao

RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.

Fursat na mile aajao

SMS ki tarah

Tum kho na jana

NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.

aur rooth na jana

SWITCH OFF ki tarah.

Tum par yakien hai

FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.

Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe

*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah.

========(139)=========

Aaj ke friends I tell U,

Kitne busy what 2 do.

Koi mujhe bole I Miss U,

Koi mujhe bole no time 4U.

Kash koi mujhse kahe;

Oh my Dost I m free just 4 u.

========(140)=========

Mujhe apse poochna hai

k kya ap ko pata hai

k ap ko kya pata hai

aur kya nahin pata.

Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai

k jo ap ko pata hai

wo mujhe nahin pata

aur jo mujhe pata hai

vo ap ko bhi pata hai.

Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai

k jo nahin pata vo pata karo

aur jo auron ko nahin pata

unhein pata karvao.

Chalo ab chodo.

Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe

to kya pata apna hi pata na bhool jaein.

Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe bhejo

aur fir pata lagega

k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin hai.

Unhe yeh pata na chale

k apko pata kisne bheja.

Asal mein ab to mujhe bhi nahin pata

k mera pata use kaise pata chala.

Sorry yaar mujhe nahin pata tha

k tum pata nahin karna chahte.

Vaise agar tumhein pata chal jae

to mujhe pata jaror dena.

========(141)=========

Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi.

Chamakte rahenge khushiyo ke ye sitare

Agar Apke msges ki meherbani rahegi.

========(142)=========

I pray FOR YOU

a life that YOU truly deserve,

a life as good as YOUR heart,

a life as bright as YOUR smile,

& a life as wonderful as YOU.!

========(143)=========

Mohabbat main asar hoga

to ek din tum ko paa lenge.

Kisi surat se hum

bigrri hui Kismat banalenge. 
Sitaron main Phoolon main

Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge

Kahan tak hai mohabbat main haqeeqat

aazma lenge.
  Zamaane ko dikha denge

ke do DIL kaise milte hain

Is duniya main hum tum

doosri duniya basa lenge.

========(144)=========

Kahi andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Meri har khushi tere naam hogi.

Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse

Bijli,Paani ke bill aur Karz

mein dubi property tere naam hogi.

========(145)=========

PAGALO ki

3 NISHANIYA:

1.Hamesha

bewaqt

misscall karenge

2. SMS

muskura k

padenge

3.niche mat padna

Jo baat mna karo Bewkoof wo zarur karenge.

========(146)=========

D biggest Enemy of Success

is d FEAR of FAILURE.

So wen FEAR knocks,

send FAITH to open d door!

Let d Success be yours !

========(147)=========

Fall in River,

there is alwayz a Boat.

Fall in well,

there is alwayz a Rope.

But dnt ever fall in Love,

there is no Hope....

Cheers to all SINGLES!

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Phool hote to teri rahon me bichh jate

gum hote to tujhe kabhi na satate.

Ye aur baat hai ki tere dost hain hum

na hote to bhi tuj he pe jaan lutate.

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Humne jb b kisi se kiya pyar

to ye anjam nikla,

kisi ne kiya inkar

to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla...

wah wah wah

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Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli

kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.

Unse kya kahein woh to sache the

shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.