SMS 51-100

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Take it light ji,
miss me might ji,
never do fight ji,
have fun slight ji,
eat good diet ji,
try flying a kite ji,
B always happy RIGHT ji!

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Koi hame pyar kare
aisa koi pyar nhi milta,
zindagi bhar saath nibhaye
aisa koi yaar nhi milta.
Dil mein hai umang kisi se pyar karne ki,
magar koi hame ji bhar k pyar kare
aisa koi dildar nhi milta.

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Dosti karna humein bhi sikhado zara,
us dil ke kone me humko bhi bithalo zara,
hum tumhare dil me hai ki nahi
hothon se na sahi isharo se bata do zara.

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Karib se Tumhe Dekha to apna paya,
Jab Tumhe Dosti me Azmaya to apna paya,
Tumhe kya Naam dun Samajh mein nahi aata-
Dost, Pyar, Zindagi ya Mera Saaya.

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Popcorn ki khushbu
Mungfali ki bahar,
Thandi ka Mousam aane ko Tayar.
Thodi si masti,Thodasa pyar.
Muffler Sweatar rakho Dhokar Tayar.
Happy Winterseason.

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LUV is when 2 people
touch each other's soul.
LUV is honesty n trust.
LUV is helping one another.
LUV is mutual respect.
LUV means that differences
can b worked out.
LUV is reaching ur dreams 2gether.
I wish u all fall in luv once.:-)

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Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi  sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.

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Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

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When u want to enjoy life
think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.

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Wo kahte hain k saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai k apka noor he aisa hai
k aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete.

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Najane kyu sayad koi humse khafa raheta hai
bina koi wajah humse dur raheta hai.
Koi jake usko bata de zara
uski muskan se hamari aankhon main noor rehta hai.

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F . R . I . E . N . D.

F : Full of LOVE!
R : ROOT of JOY!
I : ISLAND of GOD!
E : END of SORROW!
N : NAME of HOPE!
D : DEAR its YOU!

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Woh aye hain,mehfil mein magar khushi se nahi,
Woh bethe hain,hamare paas magar dil se nai.
Kaun kehta hai woh pyar nai karte
Karte to hain magar hum se nai.

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Is Hawa Me Khushbu Hai Tumhari
Is Chand Ki Roshni Me Surat Hai Tumhari.
Is Dil Se Jo Mar Kar Bhi Juda Na Ho Sake
Woh Sirf Aur Sirf Dosti Hai Tumhari.

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In Great Joy
never make Promises
to Anyone..!!
AND
In Great Anger
never Answer to Anyone..!!

Try it..
YOU can avoid
many problems in life..!!

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Jeevan k kathin rasto pe
kaun apka sath nibhati hai
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apki wife..! Nahi
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apki girl fren
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areee nahi yaar
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aapkii
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CHAPPAL.
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So take care of ur chappal

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Cool BREEZES,
Leather jackets,
Warm sweaters,
Sips of Coffees,
Smoke from mouth,
Spaws of FOG,
Woollen shawls,
Monkey Caps,
Glamour of Snowfalls,
these all r jst coming to u.
Happy
Winter
Season:-):-):-)

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Year  Smscharge
1995      5 R.s
1996      4 R.s
1997      3 R.s
2000      2 R.s
2003      1 R.s
2005     50 paisa
2006      Free

Agar Abhi bhi msg nahe bhejoge
to kab bhejoge?
Kya tab bhejoge
jb Msg bhejne ke liye
Paisse milenge?

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1-4-3
Is
numericaly
saylng
"I MISS YOU"

But!

What if
I ask u.
2-3-4-2-3

Same as

"DO YOU MISS
ME TOO?"

hope
u
answr
me
3-1-2

As

"YES I DO".

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Sometimes d road travelled
turns out to be more beautiful
than the destination reached.
Enjoy leading ur life

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A word 2say a word 2hear
even in ur absnce I feel u near.
Our relation is strong
hope it goes long.
We remain FRIENDS
till d LIFE goes on.

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Khubsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah,
jane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah.
Kisi mod pe mulakat ho jaaye hamari tumhari,
to ankhen mat modna anjan ki tarah.

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Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakd lo
agar wo wapis thapad maar de to kaho
"tum pehle imtihaan main pass ho gae
mujhe aise hi ladki chahiye thi...

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Hamse Pucho Kya Hota Hai Pal Pal Bitana,
Bahut Mushkil Hota Hai Dil Ko Samjhana,
Ye Zindgi to Beet Hi Jayegi,
Bus Mushkil Hota Hai Kuch Palon Ko Bhulana.

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ONE ADVICE

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DON'T WASTE UR TIME LIKE THIS

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Arz kiya hai...
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...(wah wah)
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...

Subah uthke balance dekha
to waat lag gayi.

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Shayad firse vo taqdir mil jaye
jivan ka sabse hasin vo pal mil jaye.
chal firse banaye sagar pe ret ka makan
shayad vapas apna PYAR mil jaye.

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Aur kuch nhi chahiye 1 muskan hi kafi hai
Dil me bas 1 arman hi kafi hai.
Arman hai ki aap sada khush raho
Hme khuda ka ye Ehsaan hi kafi hai.

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Hum na hote to aap kho gye hote,
apni zindgi se ruswa ho gye hote!
ye to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne k liye jaag rahe hai,
varna hum to kab k so gye hote!

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Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna APUN ka style,
Muffat me messages padna aapka style.
padho padho..

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Kuch baat hai jo hm keh nahin skte
kya kare kehe bin reh nahin skte.
kahin beech bazar sharminda na hon
tabhi to us gali ka rukh kar nahin skte.
tere so shikwe shikaytein sar ankhon par
lekin us samandar ko
nadi ka rukh morne ko keh bhi nahin skte.

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Why do boys act like idiots ???

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Who says that they r acting??.... :-)

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Rishta pyar ka banta hai agr takdeer hoti hai
bahut kum logon k hathon me ye lakeer hoti hai.
Juda na ho kabhi pyar kisika,
kasam se bahut takleef hoti hai.

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Dil dukhaya ho to maf karna
kuch zyada kaha ho to maf karna.
Kya karein itne tehzeeb ke malik nahin hum
apne se barh k kuch kaha ho to maf karna.
Koi haisiyat nahin hoti apno se barh k
k aise kuch ki bhanak bhi hui to maf karna.

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U may B Out Of My Nazar
Bt Nt Out Of My Dil.
U May B Out Of My Pahonch
Bt Not Out Of My Soch.
I May B Kuch B Nahi 2 U
bt U'L Always B Sabse nice 2 me.

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Hamare ansu pochkar vo muskurate hai
Unki is ada se vo dil ko churate hai.
Hath unka chhu jaye hamare chahre ko
isi umid me ham khudko rulate hai.

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Na Muskurane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Na Aasoo Bhaane Ko Dil Karta Hai.
Kya Kahen Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai
aap Ke Paas Aane Ko Dil Karta Hai.

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Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka.

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A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz 1st
G:u r Gr8
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

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Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata
yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata.
Sachmuch yeh duniya badi jalim hai mere dost
sms free hai phir bhi kiya nahi jata.

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Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki
chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.
wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai
unki chahat me mit jane ki.

========(92)=========

Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma  ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum.

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Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke binn ye DIL kahi lagta hi nhi.

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Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge.

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Go down 2 C my heart...

 
Dekha
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL

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Is Naacheez ko aapse sda pyar rhega
aapse milne ko Dil b bekraar rhega.
Aap chle jana humse chahe kitna b door
in nigahon ko aapka intezar rhega.

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"Gud Better Best"
Don't take rest
until
Gud bcomes Better &
Better becomes Best.
Work Hard
when
Others take Rest.
Then
Success will be ur GUEST.

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Friendship is a
Litl more trust litl less try,
a litl more faith litl loss fight
a  litl more laugh litl less cry,
a litl more We N a litl less I.

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If evry1
forgets U,
I'm with U.

If evryone
lets U dwn,
I'm with U.

If evryone
betrays U,
I'm still with U.

Bt if evryone
likes U,sorry
I'm with them.

========(100)=========

Dosti ke bazaar me chah nahi hoti
dard hota hai magar aah nahi hoti.
dil se kiya gaya ho koi sauda
to chukaai gayi kimat ki parwah nahi hoti.

SMS 1-50

========(1)=========

Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe.
pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai
aaj khud krke hum b hosh kho baithe

========(2)=========

Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho.
pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaabu
phir kyun humari mohabbat ka imtehan lete ho.

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Dil unke liye he machalta hai
thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.

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Mohabbat or mout dono hi
bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta.
lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai
ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.

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Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.
Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen
jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga.

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Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.

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Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate hain
agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
k ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate hain.

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Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

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Hum to pyaar k saudagar hain

sauda sacha karte hai

par jab aap jaise dost ho khariddaar

to hum muft me bhi bik jaya karte hain.

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Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi

meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.

koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do

maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

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Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye

tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.

Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum

ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips

Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking

at ur window to say u Good morning

Have nice day.

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Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti

apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use

yaha se le jane aya hun

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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai

har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.

aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara

ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

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Is dil ka ik arman hai

ik chand me hmari jaan hai.

Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai

Par milna kahan aasan hai.

Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain

aur Vo ik aasman hai

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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti

lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.

Mile jo pyar to kadar karna

kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye

saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.

pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye

baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.

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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

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Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

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Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

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Hating hundred right persons
may not even touch your heart,
but loving one Wrong person
will leave you a brokn heart
throughout ur life !!!

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Shararat na hoti
Shikayat na hoti

Nainon me kisi ke
Nazakat na hoti

Na hoti bekarari
Na hote hum tanha

Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye mohabat na hoti

Na hote ye sapne
Ye khwabon ki duniya

Kisi ko chahat ki
Tamanna na hoti

Na julfo ki chaya
Na phulon ki khushbu

Yadon me unki
Ye rate na kat ti

Jo na hoti mohabat
Ye ansu na hote

Dil bhi na khota
Aj tanha na rota

Diwanon si apni
Ye halat na hoti

Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti.

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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye
aur na soya jaye.

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Pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liy tum mere ho jao,
Par pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho
ki Har pal tum hi tum yaad aao..!

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Argument wins the situation
bt loses the person.
So never argue with ur loved ones
coz situation is not important
than ur loved ones.

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Aansu pite hain pyas bujane k liye,
aag humne hi lagai thi khud ko jlane k liye.
Is janam me to mumkin nahi,
aur janam lagenge aapko bhulane k liye.

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Hamari Zindgi hai dosto ki Amaant
Rakhna mere Khuda sada unko salamat.
Dena unhe khushian sare jahan ki
Ban jaye woh Taarif har ek Zubaan ki.

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Jagaya unhone aisa ki aajtak so na sake
rulaya unhone aisa ki sabke samne ro bhi na sake.
jane kya baat thi unme
jabse mana unhe apna
tab se kisi ke ho na sake.

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Baatein karke rula na dijiyega
U chup rehke saja na dijiyega.
Na de sake khushi to gam he shi
Per dost bna ke u,bhula na dijiyega.

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Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

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Q-what's the definition of women?
Ans- someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !!

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Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos

it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

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Uski baaton ko baar-2 yaad kar k roye,
Uske liye dar pe fariyad kar k roye.
Uski khushi k liye use chhod diya,
phir use kisi or k sath aabaad kar k roye.

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Kya pta tha koi hume bhi
saanson ki tarah chahta hoga,
Khabar na thi koi humari bhi
raahon mein palken bichhata hoga,
Sada maangte rahe dua
hum gairon ki khatir,
Na tha socha koi humare liye bhi
haath failaata hoga.

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I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....

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"100"

Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

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 Kabar k sannate me se ek awaz aayi
Kisi ne phool rakhkar aansu ki do bund bahai.
Jabtak tha jinda tabtak thokar khai
Ab so raha hu to usko meri yaad aayi.

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New addition to the periodic table

Part II:

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

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Kaash yeh dil sheeshay ka  bana hota
chot lagti to beshaq yeh  fanah hota.
Par sunte jab woh aawaz iske tootney ki
ya khuda tab to unhe ehsaas-e-gunah hota!

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What is fear..?
'Fear' is..that deep,
wrenching feeling
in your stomach
when pages of ur book
still smell new
and exams are
1 week away!;-)

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A lifetime thought:
Always try ur best
2 get whatever u love..

Otherwise....
u will b forced
2 love whatever u get.

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Being a Friend is not just sharing
a Joke, a conversation,
a cup of Coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing a part of Urself,
the most Honest n True part.

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Thak gaye hm unka Intzar krte krte
roye hazar bar khudse takrar krte krte.
Do lafz unki zuban se na nikle,
aur Tut gaye hm ektarfa pyar krte krte.

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Whisky, Beer and Cigarettes
are a persn's worst enemies...
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Rn't they...? 
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But, the man who runs away from his enemies
Is a Coward.
So Cheers....

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The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.

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Wat is luv ?
Its ven u hide tears
n still care 4 him.
 Its ven he ignores u
n u still luv him.
 Its ven he begins 2 make u cry
n u still Smile 4 him.
Its ven he mistrust u
n u still b sincere 2 him.
And at d end of the hectic day
he cumes 2 u saying I need u..

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Humne to tujhe kabhi gair nahi samjha
tu bhi apna hone ka kuch haq jata de.
yu gawara nahi jeena bin tere mujhe
koi to wajah bata de.
dooba hu jis kadar teri chaht mein tu bhi doobe
aise kuch to haalat bana de.
kuch or nahi to kar itna karam
jahan tu yaad na aaye wo jagah bata de.

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Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar asmaan Ka Sath De,
Chaand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaro Ka Sath De,
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindgi Bhar Sath De
aur Dosti Wo Jo Har Khushi aur Gum Mein Sath De

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Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil luta dete,
hr ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllbus dekh k sochte hain k
1 mahina aur hota to dunia hila dete.

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Do u knw d diffrnce between infatuation n love?
In a race, infatuation starts early,
pushes love aside n hopes to win.
Whereas love patiently n honestly moves ahead.
Infatuation gets tired early
n dies on the way bt love survives
n covers the distance called life!